Comments on: North Korea reports "Lair of King Tongmyong's Unicorn Reconfirmed in DPRK"

By: benher

benher — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 01:21:00 +0000

I think they sweat daily as they worry whether or not their cute chubby leader will enjoy their unicorn reports.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 23:02:00 +0000

You have to understand how the North Koreans view King Tongmyong reality. FTFY

By: webstu

webstu — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:08:00 +0000

North Korean “news” writers must laugh themselves silly on a daily basis.

Not even the Weekly World News had this much fun.

By: Navin_Johnson

Navin_Johnson — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:36:00 +0000

”Arc of the Covenent”

Oh the Christian Ethiopians have it.*

*they just won’t let anybody but the lifelong appointed caretaker have a peek…..

By: LightningRose

LightningRose — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:33:00 +0000

Are you sure this isn’t revenge for China’s falling for the recent Onion article naming Kim Jong-Un the sexiest man alive?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jongun-named-the-onions-sexiest-man-alive-for,30379/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239298/The-Onion-fools-Chinese-newspaper-Kim-Jong-sexiest-man-alive-headline.html

By: Jonathan Badger

Jonathan Badger — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:24:00 +0000

You have to understand how the North Koreans view King Tongmyong (who, much like King Arthur in the West, may only be vaguely related to an actual historical figure). When a royal tomb was discovered in Pyongyang a couple of decades ago they first concluded that it had to have been the tomb of Tongmyong and then razed the tomb because it wasn’t impressive enough and constructed a new, appropriately glorious tomb for the heroic monarch.

By: Ryan Lenethen

Ryan Lenethen — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:16:00 +0000

Meh. Haven’t a bunch of crazies from various nationalities also found Noah’s Arc, Turin Shroud, Arc of the Covenent loacation, the cave where zombie jebus was born, etc ad nausem?

One persons delusions are anothers beliefs. Someone prove to me that any of those above or just about anything assoicated with that sort of bunk is any more provable, notable, or realistic than horses with a horn on its head. Heck Narwhales are the unicorns of the sea! If one mammal can do it, logically why not another? Dawin bitches! :)

By: michael b

michael b — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:14:00 +0000

Congrats to N. Korea for winning for winning the internet for the day.

By: Funk Daddy

Funk Daddy — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:01:00 +0000

They spelled “Liar” wrong.

By: Navin_Johnson

Navin_Johnson — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:30:00 +0000

The worst part of this is that they say “history book” instead of mythology. The rest is no different than any of the endless real Western historical sites that have myths associated with them.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:23:00 +0000

What will Banksy do next?

By: King Jong-un

King Jong-un — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:50:00 +0000

Here you go, angusm. Hope this is what you hadn in mind: http://imgur.com/lE4kM

By: angusm

angusm — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:31:00 +0000

Can we have a Kim Jong Un chaser, please?

By: Jake Rennie

Jake Rennie — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:26:00 +0000

There could be actual unicorns discovered in North Korea, and no one would believe them when they tried to tell the world about them. It’d be a wizard’s paradise. They could do whatever they want, reveal their existence to muggles and turn them into goats or whatever, and their existence would never be believed by the rest of the world.

By: James Mason

James Mason — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:22:00 +0000

Is “Unicorn Lair” written in Korean or English?

By: Ashen Victor

Ashen Victor — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:52:00 +0000

Yeah… sure dude.
I totally believe you.
You have a shiny future on the historic research field!

By: kartwaffles

kartwaffles — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:32:00 +0000

Unicorn, or rainicorn?
말도 안 돼!