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Protesting dairy farmers hose down EuroParl and cops with milk

Cory Doctorow at 6:09 pm Fri, Nov 30, 2012

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Dairy farmers protesting in Brussels sprayed thousands of litres of milk on the European Parliament and its police cadre. Shown here, a small thumbnail of a remarkable photo by John Thys for AFP/Getty Images. Click through for the full image, on the Telegraph's site.

Dairy farmers spray milk at the European Parliament in Brussels

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  • xian

    That’s some serious lactose intolerance going on there.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Cops n’ Cream 3: Hosed

  • Mitch_M

    What is it like for people in poor countries to see people in rich countries squandering food like that?

    • msbpodcast

      The Belgians’re protesting the fact that they’d be better off if the poor could come and take this currently under-valued, under-priced and essentially useless milk off of their hands. The poor just have to pay the freight.

      Don’t worry about milk being split. Its not worth crying over; literally.

      Its pointless to produce anymore. (Specially for me. I’m lactose-intolerant. ;-)

      • Ashen Victor

         Same here in Spain!
        Farmers had protested that the production cost is way higher than are paid by the distributors or the big milk companies.
        Yet, sadly, they can`t give their milk for free because it is illegal to sell unpasteurized milk in Spain.
        Meanwhile, families all around Spain struggle to put some milk in their tables for their kids…
        CAPITALISM!

        • Rayonic

          They must really hate poor people if they want to raise milk prices.
          Also, selling products below cost doesn’t seem like a viable business model. Neither does petitioning the government for price controls. Both of those require a certain kind of magical thinking.

          • Ashen Victor

            The problem does not reside on the producers, but on the distributors.
            Yesterday a farmer told the news that the cost to produce 1L of milk was 0.30€ and they where paid 0.20€. Meanwhile, in the supermarkets milk is sold at 1.05€ each litre.

          • ocker3

             Exactly, it’s a common problem in overly Capitalist systems, where Oligopolies form from a limited number of super-power supermarket chains, and they collude to drive down the price of inputs while keeping the price out outputs relatively high. The largest strawberry farmer in Queensland (Australia) went under recently because they couldn’t get a price for strawberries that covered the harvesting cost. Now, there’s a greater question about why so many farms produced strawberries, but sometimes the weather is just too good for a certain crop and there’s a glut.

            But we’re certainly have the same problem with milk here in Australia, the farmers are getting less than peanuts and the supermarkets are making record profits.

          • Martijn

            Milk prices aren’t high. They’re quite low. And most of that money is not going to the farmers.

            My brother-in-law has a hundred cows, and he’d be financially better off if he sold them all and his land, and lived off the interest. Dairy farming is economically not viable. Not at these prices.

            What farmers should be doing is simply charge reasonable prices and refuse to do business with anyone who doesn’t want to pay those prices. But somehow they seem to be at the mercy of big corporations who control the access to the supermarket shelves.

        • ia_

           That’s not really capitalism at all, it’s excessive regulation.

    • Just_Ok

      It’s like an everyday thing.

  • msbpodcast

    The cops get sprayed with a high powered hose instead of the protestors, for a change. Bet you weren’t expecting that…

    • Eark_the_Bunny

       No one expects the Milkish Inquisition!

  • Andy Reilly

    Just hope they kept it out of the streams. Milk is considered a hazardous spill if it gets into streams that contain fish.

    • dioptase

       And the stream becomes non-Kosher.

      • AlexG55

        No, fish and milk is fine, otherwise bagels and lox would be trayf…

  • Aeron

    OUR DAIRY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

  • nixiebunny

    Surely there’s a milk joke in there somewhere. 

    • Smash Martian

       I’m sure someone will think of a whey to make one.

      • zefuture

         I’m sure there are butter puns to be made.

        • Antongarou

           Now, that’s just cheesy

          • vrplumber

            You just milked that joke dry.

          • Felton / Moderator

            I can’t believe I’m the first to say that these puns are udderly ridiculous.

          • Preston Sturges

            You are a glutton for punishment.

          • Stooge

            Yogurt to be kidding me.

          • http://twitter.com/trempls tré

             @boingboing-8b886a5c6d6c17b40bcf17f556616561:disqus He curd be.

  • vrplumber

    Well, lets not cry over all that spilt milk  

    (Sorry that was too cheesy)

    ummmm something about homogenization and homophobia

  • John Maple

    Two words: toast shields.

    • Harold

       No no no… Oreo shields!

      • rrh

        Those will all get soggy. The correct solution is Captain Crunch.

  • Jeremy Pickett

    As someone who has two rounds of home made gouda, a round of stilton-esque, and two cheddars aging in my apartment at this moment–this is news I can use :]  Cheap milk?  All the better to fuel my hobby.  Blessed are the cheesemakers indeed.

    • nixiebunny

      Apparently, it’s only cheap at the wholesale level. Retail is still full price.

      So you’d better prepare to make a few thousand more wheels of cheese per year.

  • bcsizemo

    At least it wasn’t summer time….a few hours in the hot sun drenched in milk you’d be smelling really nice.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Seriously. If you spill milk in the car and don’t get it cleaned up immediately, you might as well just get rid of the car.

  • blendergasket

    They should’ve waited til the hottest week of the summer to do this. The following week would smell delicious. 

  • http://voidstar.com/ jbond

    My new fire, milk and tractor protesting strategy is unstoppable.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/worldnews/9706213/Dairy-farmers-spray-milk-at-the-European-Parliament-in-Brussels.html?frame=2411124

    The EU CAP is just so messed up. Still I guess it could be worse, we could have HFCS in everything. Oh. Wait. 

  • Jonathan Roberts

    Nobody? OK…
    Brussels police:

    • Jonathan Roberts

      Rather appropriately, the police fought back like cows.

  • Guest

    THIS IS THE LAST WARNING! PUT IN SOME COCOA OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED!

  • Florian Bösch

    Got milk? In da face.

  • eldritch

    So the milk spraying? Kind of ingenious, from a political message standpoint.

    But the tire fires, burning vehicles, and slingshotted molotovs that the Telegraph calls “flares”? Kinda ruins it.

    (Of course, it’s hardly a European protest without those, I guess?)

  • freemoore

    All the boys: “to the yard!”

  • zuludaddy

    Wait, no one has made an “expressing themselves” joke yet?

  • http://twitter.com/sirkowski Sirkowski

    What if one of those cops is vegan? Hate crime!

  • jtgii

    They should be happy that it wasn’t the horse breeders association that was on strike.

    • msbpodcast

      Ahh, that’s just horse shit… 

      • blendergasket

         No, no it’s not. Cum on.

  • unit_1421

    Fun fact! Milk is considered one of the most dangerous products to haul by tractor trailer. The tanker cannot have baffles or internal braces due to the risk of bacteria, so milk tankers are at high risk of roll over. 

    • Pirate Jenny

      That just makes the driving behavior of the milk tankers I’ve seen on I-5 all the more terrifying. 

  • unit_1421

    Anyone else notice the vastly different approach to protests by the cops there? The NYPD will KILL you for waving a bottle of water at them, but those cops just calmly hold their perimeter, despite being blasted with milk, and let the protesters get it out of their system.

    • msbpodcast

      That’s just because the NYPD cops come in from the ‘burbs and are scared out of their minds the whole day.

      That attitude eventually evolves into: “Everybody here is The Enemy” and “They’re all out to kill me.”

      Belgian cops, I am reliably informed by a Belgian friend, use their 6 weeks of vacation to recover from that. NYPD cops are lucky to get two weeks a year.

    • blendergasket

      It’s not people challenging the system as a whole or the authority and privilege of people at the top (the banking class). It’s a protest about a single policy that they don’t like so it’s not really a threat and they’re not trying to send them a lesson about what happens when you try to question their privilege like they were doing in NYC, SF and all over the world.

  • sburns54

    If only there were a few more dairy farmers at the OCCUPY protest, they’d still be in Zucotti Park.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FNXW4UT5G5MG42XRBUNBSNTWAQ Janet

    People who believe this has anything to do with a system operating under the principles of capitalism, were not paying attention in economics class.

    • http://twitter.com/twistmeyer Mike Meyer

      Exactly.  There are no doubt a tangle of regulations that prevent these producers from competing against monopolistic middlemen, no doubt well camouflaged as safety measures.  

      • austinhamman

         or just a lack of competition.
        if you have a few ubiquitous supermarkets and they only buy for a certain amount (or only by from certain middlemen who only buy for a certain amount) the farmer at the end has little they can do about it, there isn’t enough competition for the farmer to sell to instead so what do they do?

  • austinhamman

    best way to protest not being able to make enough money on your milk: waste thousands of litres of it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1515015318 Missy Pants

      If I was going to loose money selling it I’d use it to protest too. I’m going to go broke either way, may as well make a point with it.