A moderator of a kids' joke site maintains a Tumblr filled with the jokes that were too rude to merit inclusion. Poop jokes ahoy!
Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car
A.get in the car
What does your mum need to make her fase very dirtey
SHE needs to go in the bin 474844747474747474474747474 times
what happens when you eat 100 tacos and 500 foooodz?
Hermione: I’ve got to be clear here, I really like you Harry,but…
Harry: I like your hairy butt too.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.