Wonder Woman action figure from 1976


39 Responses to “Wonder Woman action figure from 1976”

  1. Funk Daddy says:

    Predecessor of He-Man, we salute you. 

    But stop saluting us in that manner, eh?

    • Chuck says:

      It’ll turn out that the version of the story where she’s been female all along has been the secret reboot of the Wonder Woman story line, thus covering up the original story of a TS superhero.

  2. peregrinus says:

    Looks like she’s about to do a wonder dump.

  3. royaltrux says:

    Looks like she’s ready to beat off some criminals.

  4. Christopher says:

    Wonder Woman is seen here prepared to battle three of her nemeses: The Bishop, who will be beaten, The Monkey, who will be spanked, and The Chicken, who will be choked.

  5. Barton Tees says:

    Ehh, Right’s an improvement, but not by much. What I’m saying is……..it doesn’t do wonders for her…….

  6. jimh says:

    She’s wearing her bracelets, but they didn’t get painted- giving her fatter wrists. Is it me or does the one on the left look like Harvey Keitel in drag? 

  7. dragonfrog says:

    “unfortunate” – “looking like someone who could actually do action-hero stuff” ?

  8. huskerdont says:

    Why is Wonder Woman wearing Depends?

  9. Steve Taylor says:

    Those are *really* short legs. I’ve met a few humans and they have quite different proportions.

    • DisGuest says:

       I can’t tell whether those are short legs or extraordinarily long arms. The hands are humungous.
      Maybe the wonder is that the woman has some orangutan blood?

  10. Brad Gall says:

    I think I had that figure, if I remember correctly the odd posture is because she was part of set with the Invisible jet. So to get her to fit in the jet and operate the controls she ended up with that weird form.

  11. Boundegar says:

    Does it mark me as irredeemably gender-typical if I find this Wonder Woman less attractive than other Wonder Women?

  12. oldtaku says:

    Is that… a star cameltoe?

  13. welcomeabored says:

    The model for the more masculine Wonder Woman appears to have been Darren McGavin.


  14. Donald Petersen says:

    Right now I have the weirdest bo… okay, never mind, it’s gone.

  15. sburns54 says:

    That’s the rare “happy endings masseuse’ version.

  16. BarBarSeven says:

    They all squatted & had that weird right hand that looked like they were jerking off. The figures were great! My fave was Hulk & Spider-Man.  http://www.megomuseum.com/heroes/ca.shtml

  17. Aargh-a-Knot says:

    It’s Tim Robbins as Wonder Woman! No. OK. Next!

  18. pjcamp says:

    Only a dude would be doing that with his right hand.

    What’s the opposite of “child bearing hips” anyway?

    • Brainspore says:

      Only a dude would be doing that with his right hand.

      I’d ask for the reasoning behind that assumption but I’m afraid the answer would go into TMI territory.

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