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Wonder Woman action figure from 1976

David Pescovitz at 11:21 am Mon, Dec 3, 2012

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NewImage This is Wonder Woman from Mego's Comic Action Heroes line of 1976. The strangely masculine head on the left was quickly replaced by the one on the right. The unfortunate body style remained unchanged. You can purchase the original mint-in-packaging for around $150 to $200 on eBay. (via SuperPunch)

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  • http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy

    Predecessor of He-Man, we salute you. 

    But stop saluting us in that manner, eh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=714073824 Kenneth Spencer Brown

    She’s a man, baby!

    • Chuck

      It’ll turn out that the version of the story where she’s been female all along has been the secret reboot of the Wonder Woman story line, thus covering up the original story of a TS superhero.

  • peregrinus

    Looks like she’s about to do a wonder dump.

    • http://twitter.com/incarnedine_v Dan Hibiki

       she’s on the invisible toilet holding an invisible plunger.

  • http://ae4rv.com/ royaltrux

    Looks like she’s ready to beat off some criminals.

    • Brainspore

      She generally ties them up first.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Freethinkersanon Christopher

    Wonder Woman is seen here prepared to battle three of her nemeses: The Bishop, who will be beaten, The Monkey, who will be spanked, and The Chicken, who will be choked.

    • Mitchell Glaser

      And my favorite: the Dolphin, who will be flogged.

      • http://www.gyrofrog.com/ Gyrofrog

        Lest we forget Mr. BoBo, who shall be honked.

        • http://twitter.com/EssBen Ben Rosenthal

           it’s enough to make a bald man weep.

  • http://www.bartontees.com/ Barton Tees

    Ehh, Right’s an improvement, but not by much. What I’m saying is……..it doesn’t do wonders for her…….

  • jimh

    She’s wearing her bracelets, but they didn’t get painted- giving her fatter wrists. Is it me or does the one on the left look like Harvey Keitel in drag? 

    • EH

      I’m gonna guess either Big Jim or Oscar Goldman.

      • jimh

        You nailed it- the steely gaze of Oscar Goldman! Or, just a generic face from the “little green army men” mold…

    • t3kna2007

      I’m going to say Robert Stack on the left and George W. Bush (/me makes warding sign) on the right.

  • dragonfrog

    “unfortunate” – “looking like someone who could actually do action-hero stuff” ?

    • dragonfrog

      apropos: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=336

    • David Pescovitz

      No, “unfortunate” as in it looks utterly bizarre, inhuman, and nothing like any of the Wonder Woman comic character designs.

      • http://www.kmoser.com kmoser

        It is a Wonder Woman design. Who says the comic book version is canonical?

        • http://twitter.com/fossilfuels Funk Daddy

          For a criteria or a standard of judgement I would say that the comic book version is the norm.

      • Grass lung

        Looks like a man to me, but not necessarily inhuman. Long arms, top-heavy, broad shoulders. Comments here seem to agree: “man-like” is thus “unfortunate” for a woman. And “superhero-like” seems to fall in.
        That said, there’s never been anything flattering, to toys of either gender, about a closed fist with a cylindrical hole drilled in.

        • Antinous / Moderator

          Long arms – check.
          Bandy-legged – check.
          Does she have hairy ears?  She might be Wonder Orc.

  • huskerdont

    Why is Wonder Woman wearing Depends?

    • jimh

      Rejected kid’s joke:
      Q: Why is WW wearing adult diapers?
      A: It depends.

  • Steve Taylor

    Those are *really* short legs. I’ve met a few humans and they have quite different proportions.

    • DisGuest

       I can’t tell whether those are short legs or extraordinarily long arms. The hands are humungous.
      Maybe the wonder is that the woman has some orangutan blood?

  • http://twitter.com/bradgall Brad Gall

    I think I had that figure, if I remember correctly the odd posture is because she was part of set with the Invisible jet. So to get her to fit in the jet and operate the controls she ended up with that weird form.

  • Boundegar

    Does it mark me as irredeemably gender-typical if I find this Wonder Woman less attractive than other Wonder Women?

  • oldtaku

    Is that… a star cameltoe?

  • welcomeabored

    The model for the more masculine Wonder Woman appears to have been Darren McGavin.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0569000/

  • Donald Petersen

    Right now I have the weirdest bo… okay, never mind, it’s gone.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Right now I have the weirdest bo..

      Is misshapen and made from discolored plastic, yes?

      • Donald Petersen

        I’m callin’ the cops and pullin’ down the shades even now.

  • sburns54

    That’s the rare “happy endings masseuse’ version.

  • BarBarSeven

    They all squatted & had that weird right hand that looked like they were jerking off. The figures were great! My fave was Hulk & Spider-Man.  http://www.megomuseum.com/heroes/ca.shtml

  • Aargh-a-Knot

    It’s Tim Robbins as Wonder Woman! No. OK. Next!

  • pjcamp

    Only a dude would be doing that with his right hand.

    What’s the opposite of “child bearing hips” anyway?

    • Brainspore

      Only a dude would be doing that with his right hand.

      I’d ask for the reasoning behind that assumption but I’m afraid the answer would go into TMI territory.