Comments on: Pizza Hut perfume http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:36:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Uppitynproud http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1601789 Uppitynproud Sat, 08 Dec 2012 08:39:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1601789 Yes you too can stink like a Pizza Hut employee after an 8 hour shift. Yes you too can stink like a Pizza Hut employee after an 8 hour shift.

]]> By: 621aok http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1601249 621aok Fri, 07 Dec 2012 20:11:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1601249 Proof! I love Canada. http://instagram.com/p/S8k601If6G/ Proof! I love Canada.

http://instagram.com/p/S8k601If6G/

]]> By: duncancreamer http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1601016 duncancreamer Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:36:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1601016 That's gotta be Quebec. That’s gotta be Quebec.

]]> By: ChicagoD http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600935 ChicagoD Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600935 Actually, that is an odor that is easy to pick up and hard to wash off. Actually, that is an odor that is easy to pick up and hard to wash off.

]]> By: howaboutthisdangit http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600858 howaboutthisdangit Fri, 07 Dec 2012 13:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600858 2 bottles for the price of one, and free Crazy Bread-scented moist towelettes. 2 bottles for the price of one, and free Crazy Bread-scented moist towelettes.

]]> By: noah django http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600824 noah django Fri, 07 Dec 2012 10:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600824 any word on when Combination Taco Bell-Pizza Hut cologne will be available? any word on when Combination Taco Bell-Pizza Hut cologne will be available?

]]> By: Zoran Scout Ivancic http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600799 Zoran Scout Ivancic Fri, 07 Dec 2012 08:04:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600799 just recycling an old Burger King publicity idea with Eau du Burger just recycling an old Burger King publicity idea with Eau du Burger

]]> By: monitorhead http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600783 monitorhead Fri, 07 Dec 2012 07:00:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600783 the smell associated with pizza hut for me, was part grease/part cleaning supplies / part mop water.  and the fetid odor of singed breadstick sauce in the slow cooker / dispenser. the smell associated with pizza hut for me, was part grease/part cleaning supplies / part mop water.  and the fetid odor of singed breadstick sauce in the slow cooker / dispenser.

]]> By: Rhyolite http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600778 Rhyolite Fri, 07 Dec 2012 06:53:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600778 What do you have against pepperoni? What do you have against pepperoni?

]]> By: Diogenes http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600618 Diogenes Fri, 07 Dec 2012 01:46:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600618 Perfume to make you smell like you have a yeast infection.  Another brilliant idea from Pizza Hut. Perfume to make you smell like you have a yeast infection.  Another brilliant idea from Pizza Hut.

]]> By: Donald Petersen http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600576 Donald Petersen Fri, 07 Dec 2012 00:30:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600576 Oof.  Had to sell those cars to rid myself of the pepperoni and sweaty-polyester-uniform-shirt smell.  Actually, come to think of it, all four cars I wore out in that job ended up sold to junkyards for $80 each. Oof.  Had to sell those cars to rid myself of the pepperoni and sweaty-polyester-uniform-shirt smell.  Actually, come to think of it, all four cars I wore out in that job ended up sold to junkyards for $80 each.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600548 Antinous / Moderator Fri, 07 Dec 2012 00:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600548 I already smell like garlic. I already smell like garlic.

]]> By: relawson http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600523 relawson Thu, 06 Dec 2012 23:45:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600523 I delivered for quite some time. I'm glad they didn't bottle the "delivery guy's car" aroma. It took YEARS to get rid of that! I delivered for quite some time. I’m glad they didn’t bottle the “delivery guy’s car” aroma. It took YEARS to get rid of that!

]]> By: jenjen http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600511 jenjen Thu, 06 Dec 2012 23:37:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600511  Excellent guess - wouldn't be surprised if they had an order-of-magnitude mistake in an order and now they've got a ton of Pizza Smell to unload.  Excellent guess – wouldn’t be surprised if they had an order-of-magnitude mistake in an order and now they’ve got a ton of Pizza Smell to unload.

]]> By: jimh http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600508 jimh Thu, 06 Dec 2012 23:35:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600508 My memory of work in restaurants during my high school and college years mostly involves trying NOT to smell like the food after my shift. My memory of work in restaurants during my high school and college years mostly involves trying NOT to smell like the food after my shift.

]]> By: Donald Petersen http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600478 Donald Petersen Thu, 06 Dec 2012 23:10:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600478 Feh.  I worked at Pizza Hut for about six years in the late 80s and early 90s, and I was there when they introduced the hand-tossed crust.  If I had to smell fresh-baked Pizza Hut dough, I'd pick the pan crust instead.  Greasy and buttery! The hand-tossed dough was always the stuff that left the doughmaster's hands cleaner than when his shift started.  But more than once I heard, "Shit, where'd my Band-Aid go?" Yer welcome. Feh.  I worked at Pizza Hut for about six years in the late 80s and early 90s, and I was there when they introduced the hand-tossed crust.  If I had to smell fresh-baked Pizza Hut dough, I’d pick the pan crust instead.  Greasy and buttery!

The hand-tossed dough was always the stuff that left the doughmaster’s hands cleaner than when his shift started.  But more than once I heard, “Shit, where’d my Band-Aid go?”

Yer welcome.

]]> By: Jellodyne http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600451 Jellodyne Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:48:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600451 Sorry, I'm holding out for Eau de Little Ceasars. Sorry, I’m holding out for Eau de Little Ceasars.

]]> By: Red Pill Junkie http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600443 Red Pill Junkie Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:41:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600443 <i>Señorita Cara de Pizza yo te amo Cara de Pizza ERES UN AMOR!!!</i> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d7BJBM9zxs Señorita Cara de Pizza
yo te amo
Cara de Pizza
ERES UN AMOR!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d7BJBM9zxs

]]> By: JontKopeck http://boingboing.net/2012/12/06/pizza-hut-perfume.html#comment-1600435 JontKopeck Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:37:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=198949#comment-1600435 Did they really manufacture this stuff just for to be packaged as perfume, or did they already have a few litters of the stuff lying around for use in sensory marketing? Did they really manufacture this stuff just for to be packaged as perfume, or did they already have a few litters of the stuff lying around for use in sensory marketing?

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