Guts in sofas

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26 Responses to “Guts in sofas”

  1. I thought they smelled bad… on the outside…

  2. Is my green leather armchair made from little green men…? …or little green cows.
    I think i figured out why aliens experiment on cows, to save their own skins…

  3. Felton / Moderator says:

    Well, that explains the screaming every time I spill coffee on my sofa.

  4. GawainLavers says:

    I confess I have a bit of a problem with the naming of Sofa and Sofa No. 2. Sofa No. 3 is fine!

    They’re fun nonetheless.

  5. Halloween_Jack says:

    There are a number of pretty sexy possibilities that I can imagine based on the concept of furniture made of flesh. These are not them.

  6. Marja Erwin says:

    What do they eat? Are these herbivorous or carnivorous sofas? I’m not sure I’d like to sit in a living animal sofa, but I’d probably be eaten by a living carnivorous animal one.

    • Halloween_Jack says:

       They eat loose change and Doritos crumbs. (Hint: don’t put your hand between the cushions if you want it back.)

  7. Blue Ninja says:

    Teddy bears with human teeth, catfish wolfing down pigeons, and now this! WTF Boing Boing? This has to be one of the creepiest bunch of posts in a day, and it’s not even 5pm.

  8. Robert Cruickshank says:

    You just ruined Peewee’s Playhouse. Thanks. 

  9. Lobster says:

    Reminds me of Silent Hill.

  10. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    From the Jeffrey Dahmer collection

  11. wetitnpetit says:

    These chairs are like hot dogs in that I’d be a lot more comfortable not knowing what’s inside.

  12. Jim Saul says:

    Twice now I’ve gotten rid of couches “Sopranos style” by cutting them up into small enough chunks to bag and toss (actually just getting rid of the soft parts so I could repurpose metal and wood.)

    Now I’m going to have nightmares of cutting into those old couches again and spilling viscera. 

  13. Gabriel Meister says:

    Death to Videodrome! Long live the New Flesh! 

  14. Is it just me, or are neither of these sofas? Have I misunderstood the meaning of sofa all my life? These look like armchairs to me.

  15. oasisob1 says:

    Be sure to check out ‘Coat’. Now where did I put my copy of Goodbye Horses…

  16. DisGuest says:

    The first one is a throne for Lady Gaga.

  17. jennybean42 says:

    Chairdogs!

    • Marja Erwin says:

      Every time chairdogs come up, I feel deeply disgusted.

      One of my first memories, from when I was a baby, is of the time my parents had taken me to one of their friend’s houses. They had a big dog. And the dog walked right up to me, turned around, and unloaded an enormous turd right in front of me. I think it was bigger than my head. I have been uneasy around dogs every since.

      At least they didn’t attack me.

      • Antinous / Moderator says:

        I had a phobia of Saint Bernards when I was a child. Everyone thought that it was really weird. Then Cujo came out, and suddenly I was avant garde.

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