Comments on: Modern Seinfeld Twitter account pitches episodes for the Facebook age

By: greg

greg — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:39:00 +0000

MODERN SAVED BY THE BELL on Twitter!
Check it out: @ SBTBToday

By: jtropp1

jtropp1 — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:29:00 +0000

RT@SeinfeldStories: What’s the deal with plagiarism? @SeinfeldToday pic.twitter.com/63PLfO6j

By: Christopher

Christopher — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:22:00 +0000

Jerry’s prison cell mate drops in for a visit. George thinks he’s the same guy who shivved him in the exercise yard.

By: CBragg

CBragg — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 05:12:00 +0000

Glad I’m not the only one who, when watching Seinfeld reruns, realizes that 75% of their situational humor could not exist in the modern, digital, always-on age.

By: Zach Wilson

Zach Wilson — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 05:03:00 +0000

if you’re not reading seinfelt you aren’t living http://seinfelt.tumblr.com/

By: jayson

jayson — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:32:00 +0000

BEARTATO!

By: rocketpjs

rocketpjs — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 02:09:00 +0000

I keep hoping.

By: Spencer Cross

Spencer Cross — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:14:00 +0000

Or, you could just watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.

By: Spocko

Spocko — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:46:00 +0000

One of Elaine’s non- “Sponge Worthy” guys finds cache of Sponges, offers them to her for sex.

Oh, and I know the twitter limit. Long winder reason for people.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:36:00 +0000

Apparently, some people are (blissfully) unaware of how Twitter works.

By: millie fink

millie fink — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:15:00 +0000

I hear ya! Never could get into that show.

By: millie fink

millie fink — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:12:00 +0000

My screen offers absolution? Woo hoo!

By: tristan eldritch

tristan eldritch — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:41:00 +0000

Jerry opens a twitter account, fails to win many followers, tweets “Follow me on twitter”, realizes irony. Kramer has cold cuts in his pants, bread in some garment that went to the dry-cleaners. Did the staff eat his bread, or did it go into the machine? Jerry performs underwhelming standup in a lamentable tight jean/dress shirt combo. Porno slap bass.

By: Daemonworks

Daemonworks — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:47:00 +0000

People watch Seinfeld, realize it’s not actually very funny, hilarity doesn’t ensue.

By: Dan Hibiki

Dan Hibiki — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:45:00 +0000

Blatant TNG Season 8 ripoff

https://twitter.com/TNG_S8

By: Webbie Webbster

Webbie Webbster — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:36:00 +0000

They obviously got the idea from this Tumblr post:

http://nedroidcomics.tumblr.com/post/28457562162/tonight-on-twitter-i-pondered-what-seinfeld-would

By: Spocko

Spocko — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:25:00 +0000

George becomes “Mayor” of the coffee shop, until he loses it to someone else, who isn’t really going ot the coffee shop. George sets a trap to catch him NOT showing up to the coffee shop. Turns out that the “Mayor” is paraplegic who can’t leave his home and uses “Check in” to remind him of when he could walk.
Twist? George’s fuss leads to a story in the paper about how churlish George was about being Mayor and him threatening a paraplegic to get back his Mayor status. Story retweeted around the world. George gets hate tweets from Disability activists.

By: Spocko

Spocko — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:19:00 +0000

Kramer’s makes a racist slur at a bar, someone shoots video of it and sends it out on the internet. Hilarity ensures.

By: Spocko

Spocko — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:16:00 +0000

George thinks his new girlfriend is cheating on him, he tweets her a nasty message, Kramer helps steal her purse to delete if from her phone feed. Kramer is arrested, George doesn’t realize tweets are seen by others who follow her, they all retweet it.
Third act, Girl wasn’t cheating after all she loaned special sweater George gave her to her roommate who wore it on a date. Girl dumps George for his rude tweet. Twist? George’s Girl WAS cheating, just not with the guy that he saw! How do we know? She sends a twit Pic to everyone!

By: gwailo_joe

gwailo_joe — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:14:00 +0000

“Three people touch their screens, completely absolved in themselves. A wild eyed, wild haired man bursts through the door…no-one notices. He meekly exits.”

By: Missy Pants

Missy Pants — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:06:00 +0000

What’s the deal with biting the awesome satire of pre-existing and much better Twitter accounts like Star Trek Next Gen Season 8?

https://twitter.com/TNG_S8
“Wes interrupts an alien ball game, igniting a forever-war. Data’s new vanity muscle arms don’t fit in his uniform, keep bonking into Geordi.”

By: jimh

jimh — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:03:00 +0000

Jerry sits in the corner of his apartment, at his desk.
No one drops by.