Comments on: Radishes moan when groped

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 15:42:00 +0000

The bottom is female, the top is male, the covering has to close halfway to protect the female part from being fertilized by its own male part, and a mere moth can lightly skip over the surface and yet effect the equivalent result as a much more thorough handjob….that’s rather curious, to me.

By: Quiche de Resistance

Quiche de Resistance — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 14:11:00 +0000

Nature used a moth. Australians decided to give the philodendron a hanj.

By: Quiche de Resistance

Quiche de Resistance — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:26:00 +0000

In america some say “legs like a piano”

By: Quiche de Resistance

Quiche de Resistance — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 13:25:00 +0000

Bop it knows what it likes, and is apparently not afraid to demand it.

By: Preston Sturges

Preston Sturges — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 06:29:00 +0000

Call any vegetable and the chances are good
The vegetable wiil respond to you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhDGiW-qZ2k

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:41:00 +0000

Once again proof that that Nature is curiouser than anything humans dream up.

By: teapot

teapot — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:12:00 +0000

Japanese women don’t sound like Japanese porn like western women don’t sound like western porn so I dont really get your point.

But you are right in that these sounds come from Japanese porn. Amusingly they decided to use “itai” (it hurts) instead of “iku” (I’m coming). It is weird that Japanese porn consumers expect their fantasy girls to be telling them it hurts (I suspect the turn on is supposed to be the implication it hurts because their junk is so big).

By: teapot

teapot — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:07:00 +0000

Ha! A Japanese girl I know often referred to hakujin (white people) as daikon ashi (radish legs) because white girls tend to have much fatter (and whiter) legs than Japanese girls.

By: lecti

lecti — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:21:00 +0000

Well, maybe to to Eastern trained ears we sound like a bunch of monkeys.

By: exile

exile — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:02:00 +0000

Once upon a time, in a garden in Australia…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63d6-r3zumo
[nsfw if your boss hates philodendrons]

By: David Aked

David Aked — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:53:00 +0000

I’m surprised the obvious hasn’t been said yet.

“He was hoping for a root (Vegetable)”

By: BunnyShank

BunnyShank — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 20:44:00 +0000

took the nonverbal communication right out of my mouth

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:58:00 +0000

There was a boy radish too. I feel 1 male : 3 females is just about right.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 19:05:00 +0000

Oh Japan, Japan, Japan… You’re off your meds again, aren’t you?

By: KWillets

KWillets — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:58:00 +0000

In Korea it’s common to refer to women with short, squat legs as “turnip legs” (referring to the same vegetable); I wonder if Japan has a similar expression.

By: noah django

noah django — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:52:00 +0000

moarns ＼（＾＾）／

By: giantasterisk

giantasterisk — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:50:00 +0000

So that’s a moarn, huh? Not what I was expecting. Those lovely radishes are much too phallic to pair such a girlie sound with them, but some sexy man moarns might be nice….

By: UnderachievingSheep

UnderachievingSheep — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:48:00 +0000

It’s oddly culturally relevant in that they have made the radishes sound exactly like women in Japanese porn (that moan that to my Western trained ears sounds more like rape/ non consensual sex pleads than pleasure).

By: igzabier

igzabier — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:37:00 +0000

！(◎_◎;)

By: Steve Hoefer

Steve Hoefer — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:37:00 +0000

I've often thought that the Bop It toy was one short hack away from being a sexual harassment toy. But I've never thought of daikon as... Well now I'll never be able to think of anything else.

By: skeptacally

skeptacally — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:32:00 +0000

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my radish, I’m gonna fall right out of bed.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:28:00 +0000

Ew.