This is the ugly Christmas sweater that defeated all the rest

While you still won't be able to buy that Slayer Christmas sweater you've been wanting ever since you knew it existed, there is another equally hardcore option if you're still in need of something ugly and holiday-themed: the Home Alone sweater. Complete with prancing reindeer on the wearer's biceps and a healthy portion of snowflakes, no one will dare mess with a person wearing an ugly Christmas sweater that says, "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal" on it. Especially if that person has been drinking all of the buttered rum. So, if you find yourself wearing this masterpiece of a garment at a gathering and someone tells you, "You know, that quote isn't technically from Home Alone -- it's from Angels With Filthy Souls," feel free to go Black Bart on them and treat them to a holiday mashup.

I'm kidding. Please do not start a fight in this sweater. Wear it in good health, and in the name of peace on Earth, good will towards men. It's available on the appropriately-named site, for $49.99. God bless us, everyone! (via I Heart Chaos)


    1. I love it.  I would give it to my son for Xmas, except I don’t like to reference a movie I’ve never seen.  And I don’t want to see the movie.

  1. Reminds me Meryn Cadell’s poetry/song piece, The Sweater: “Now if the sweater has, like, reindeer on it, or is a funny colour like yellow — I’m sorry, you can’t get away with a sweater like that. Look for brown or grey or blue. Anything other than that and you know you’re dealing with someone who’s different.”

  2. Complete with prancing reindeer on the wearer’s biceps…

    [Striking bodybuilder pose] “…ladies, meet ‘Donner’ and ‘Blitzen.'”

  3. christmas sweater parties are so insanely past their prime…i mean, if you’re buying it from, gimme a break…the whole point is that you went to a thrift store or raided your dad’s closet to FIND something, not spend 50 bucks on the internet for a sweater someone made intentionally ugly.

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