Comments on: Jesus ejected from darts tournament

By: aszure

aszure — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:44:00 +0000

That’s just like your opinion, man.

By: benher

benher — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:39:00 +0000

Then you’re in the clear! Water into wine…

By: benher

benher — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:38:00 +0000

Turks? Do they know what Constantinople got the works?

By: benher

benher — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:37:00 +0000

Isn’t this why the Puritans left for the New World?

By: Jonathan Roberts

Jonathan Roberts — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 14:07:00 +0000

I love the expression on the girl with the snake around her neck. Someone must make it into a gif.

By: fergus1948

fergus1948 — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:39:00 +0000

Mudshark, you are out of your element!

By: TheMudshark

TheMudshark — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:19:00 +0000

Shut the fuck up Donny.

By: TheMudshark

TheMudshark — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:17:00 +0000

They might even hate baby Jesus.

By: Powerphail

Powerphail — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 11:48:00 +0000

Didn’t you know being a white guy in the middle east was Jesus’s biggest miracle?

By: noah django

noah django — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 10:18:00 +0000

I’m soh-ry
http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=250

By: mistwolf

mistwolf — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 07:59:00 +0000

Fox News has copyrighted Jesus.

By: Matt Popke

Matt Popke — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 04:27:00 +0000

I was telling my girlfriend about this story earlier tonight, and how it kind of sucked that this guy got ejected when everyone else was the real problem. Her immediate response, “It’s just like what happened to Jesus.”

By: Daemonworks

Daemonworks — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 03:44:00 +0000

As much as I enjoy your Jesus…
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=447450785309314&set=a.447449485309444.107413.406418416079218&type=3&theater

(edited: same pic, different link)

By: feetleet

feetleet — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:19:00 +0000

Pshht. Jesus tastes Italian. With very little body.

By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus

fuzzyfuzzyfungus — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 02:13:00 +0000

I’m just surprised that they didn’t have an outbreak of dubiously-safe-for-work Big Lebowski references. Maybe that isn’t a brit thing?

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:57:00 +0000

Why on Earth would a sober person watch a game of darts?

By: Jason Chilcott

Jason Chilcott — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:48:00 +0000

and it’s gone….
“”Darts fan Nathan Grindal is…” The YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement.”

By: jhoosier

jhoosier — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:28:00 +0000

Water into beer?

By: Aloisius

Aloisius — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:20:00 +0000

Apparently there are some genetic mutations common to Jews and Anatolian Turks.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1274378/?tool=pubmed

There are some theories that state that Palestinians are actually Israelites who mixed a bit with Arab immigrants over the last two thousand years (Jews are much more closely related to Palestinian Arabs than Arabs from the Arabian Peninsula).

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 00:12:00 +0000

I’ll just leave this here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU

By: Martijn

Martijn — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:42:00 +0000

Turks? Didn’t they come to the area about 100 years later from central Asia?

Arabs are surely a lot closer. At least they are also semites.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:32:00 +0000

I think that the lessons that we can draw from this are that English law believes in punishing the victim and that they hate Jesus.

By: Orion Salvaje

Orion Salvaje — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:24:00 +0000

He is 33 years old, so he should be careful around crosses.

Also, now you know there is a good reason for Muslims not allowing the depiction of Muhammad.

By: miasm

miasm — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 23:13:00 +0000

Stop serving alcohol.

By: fergus1948

fergus1948 — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:42:00 +0000

Best thread ever.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:31:00 +0000

Three words: Watney’s bleedin’ Red Barrel.

By: J_Porter

J_Porter — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:17:00 +0000

Video is a dead link. Is there a fixed one?

By: Art

Art — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:16:00 +0000

Everyone knows that there’s only one, true Jesus.
He’s a white guy and looks just like Barry Gibb.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:13:00 +0000

OMG, the Ginger Messiah Of The Pub has finally arrived! A shrine, quick. And some hymns of glory.

By: niktemadur

niktemadur — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 22:02:00 +0000

It ain’t over yet, in fact it’s getting better, now that I’m here, baby! *ducks*