Elephants saved by vodka


22 Responses to “Elephants saved by vodka”

  1. TooGoodToCheck says:

    I have no idea about elephants, but I know that for humans, this would be a horrible idea.  It increases blood flow to the extremities, which is perhaps good for avoiding frostbite, but bad for avoiding hypothermia.  And of the two, hypothermia is the one that will kill you

    • Matt Grimm says:

      That is what I was thinking as well, but then, I am not an elephantologist.

    • Tchoutoye says:

       At least elephants don’t have fingers and toes to freeze.

    • IanM_66 says:

      It seems like frostbite was the main concern (though the AP headline might be a little misleading). Elephants are massive enough that it would take some time for their entire bodies to cool off enough to risk hypothermia, but their extremities would be at risk of frostbite right away – especially the ears, which are huge, thin and evolved especially to disperse heat. So for an elephant stuck in very low temperatures for a relatively short period of time, something that increases blood flow might be just the right thing.

      • TooGoodToCheck says:

        Yeah, I was just reading up on elephant frostbite.  I came across this gem:

        Frostbite affecting the ears and prepuce has been recorded in a circus elephant

        And I said to myself, frostbite of the what now?

        having looked it up, I think I need to go find myself a unicorn chaser

    • Halloween_Jack says:

       According to Wikipedia, elephants usually have difficulty radiating excess heat (one of the reasons that they take frequent mud baths), and their skin is almost an inch thick, so it’s possible that the main effect of ingesting ethanol would simply be that they get more calories in their system, which of course is good in cold conditions.

  2. Sean Nelson says:

    Suddenly the soundness of the method used in the Mythubsters episode on this topic is called into question! 

  3. Boundegar says:

    The animals were not intoxicated?  Really?  Is this just a throwaway, or is there reason to believe that this particular vodka did not have the same effect most other vodka has?

  4. David Boyer says:

    The headline would make a great name for a GBV album.  

  5. Barry Cooper says:

    Alcohol dilates blood vessels and thus speeds body cooling.  It’s a myth that alcohol can warm the drinker.  The people who gave alcohol to these cold elephants were simpletons.  End of story

  6. Roland Dorau says:

    One could use two pillows as ear-warmers. Althought, it is kind that he shared his vodka . . . 

    • cdh1971 says:

      Neal: Del… Why did you kiss my ear? 
      Del: Why are you holding my hand? 
      Neal: [frowns] Where’s your other hand? 
      Del: Between two pillows… 
      Neal: Those aren’t pillows! 

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