As is usually the case in times of unthinkable horror, The Onion just fucking nails it:
Despairing sources confirmed that the gunman, armed with a semiautomatic assault rifle—a fucking combat rifle, Jesus—walked into a classroom full of goddamned children where his mother was a teacher and, good God, if this is what the world is becoming, then how about we just pack it in and fucking give up, because this is no way to live.
I mean, honestly, all 315 million Americans confirmed.
“Well, I suppose we have to try to pick up the pieces and make some sort of sense of this tragedy and—you know what? Fuck it, I can’t do this,” said Connecticut resident Michael Zaleski, his remarks understandable given the circumstances, because, holy shit, what else can one say? “I’m sorry, but I can’t fucking do this. Can you? Can anyone?”
Fuck Everything, Nation Reports
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Rev. Peyton of the Big Damn Band plays a three-stringed “Guitgun” that he designed and Bryan Fleming fabricated.
From Glock, makers of fine handguns and honest tweets about America’s Thanksgiving roots in pie and lethal force.
Ballistic fart This Imgur video shows a bullet of unknown caliber passing through a block of ballistic gelatin, “a testing medium scientifically correlated to swine muscle tissue”) followed by a mysterious explosion within the gelatin (one Imgur commenter says it’s just “the fire tetrahedron of, oxygen, fuel & heat” trapped in the gel) which produces […]
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