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	<title>Comments on: The Onion: &quot;Fuck Everything, Nation&#160;Reports&quot;</title>
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		<title>By: Chip</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609410</link>
		<dc:creator>Chip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This guy killed 8 with a knife: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanping_school_massacre

This guy killed 10: http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/man_with_cleaver_attacks_schoo.html

This inventive bastard killed 8 students and two teachers (and injured two dozen more) using a homemade flame thrower fashioned from an insecticide sprayer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_school_massacre

And lets not forget the Bath school bombing, in which 45 children and teachers were killed by several improvised bombs made from farm explosives.  Sure, the stuff he used isn&#039;t legal any more, but there is still plenty of stuff on a farm these days which would be just as devastating: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

Mass murders will mass murder.  They often use guns because they are convenient.  But if guns aren&#039;t available, they&#039;ll figure out something else.  Nobody goes &quot;I&#039;m so angry that I NEED to kill a bunch of kids, but I don&#039;t want to put any effort into it so I won&#039;t bother&quot;.

Gun control - especially the &quot;assault weapon&quot; ban that everybody is screaming for right now - is security theater.  It makes you no safer than the asinine TSA liquid ban.  We HAD an assault weapon ban for a decade, and it did not affect gun crime statistics one bit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy killed 8 with a knife: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanping_school_massacre</p>
<p>This guy killed 10: http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/man_with_cleaver_attacks_schoo.html</p>
<p>This inventive bastard killed 8 students and two teachers (and injured two dozen more) using a homemade flame thrower fashioned from an insecticide sprayer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_school_massacre</p>
<p>And lets not forget the Bath school bombing, in which 45 children and teachers were killed by several improvised bombs made from farm explosives.  Sure, the stuff he used isn&#8217;t legal any more, but there is still plenty of stuff on a farm these days which would be just as devastating: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster</p>
<p>Mass murders will mass murder.  They often use guns because they are convenient.  But if guns aren&#8217;t available, they&#8217;ll figure out something else.  Nobody goes &#8220;I&#8217;m so angry that I NEED to kill a bunch of kids, but I don&#8217;t want to put any effort into it so I won&#8217;t bother&#8221;.</p>
<p>Gun control &#8211; especially the &#8220;assault weapon&#8221; ban that everybody is screaming for right now &#8211; is security theater.  It makes you no safer than the asinine TSA liquid ban.  We HAD an assault weapon ban for a decade, and it did not affect gun crime statistics one bit.</p>
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		<title>By: SuperMatt</title>
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		<dc:creator>SuperMatt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, making sure you can have a semi-automatic assault weapon to hunt with is worth sacrificing the lives of innocent children for?  It&#039;s harder to rent a car than it is to buy a gun.  It&#039;s a messed-up society we live in.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, making sure you can have a semi-automatic assault weapon to hunt with is worth sacrificing the lives of innocent children for?  It&#8217;s harder to rent a car than it is to buy a gun.  It&#8217;s a messed-up society we live in.</p>
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		<title>By: Ipo</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609404</link>
		<dc:creator>Ipo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> Make high testosterone levels illegal.  
We all descend from very aggressive and violent apes.  
The others didn&#039;t have descendants.  

Men also commit most killings in defense of home and innocents.  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Make high testosterone levels illegal. <br />
We all descend from very aggressive and violent apes. <br />
The others didn&#8217;t have descendants.  </p>
<p>Men also commit most killings in defense of home and innocents.  </p>
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		<title>By: SuperMatt</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609403</link>
		<dc:creator>SuperMatt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, a lobbying organization has come out claiming that if the school teachers only had guns on them, this all could have been stopped.  Sounds like the same idiocy that let to the nuclear arms race.

http://gunowners.org/a12152012.htm</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, a lobbying organization has come out claiming that if the school teachers only had guns on them, this all could have been stopped.  Sounds like the same idiocy that let to the nuclear arms race.</p>
<p><a href="http://gunowners.org/a12152012.htm" rel="nofollow">http://gunowners.org/a12152012.htm</a></p>
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		<title>By: Ipo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ipo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 01:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> So true.  
Empathy is much weaker an emotion than hatred and disdain are though.  It won&#039;t balance.  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> So true. <br />
Empathy is much weaker an emotion than hatred and disdain are though.  It won&#8217;t balance.  </p>
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		<title>By: kringlebertfistyebuns</title>
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		<dc:creator>kringlebertfistyebuns</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do you believe that the people of Syria and Libya were heavily armed (to the degree Americans on average are) before they revolted?  Because they weren&#039;t.  Not even close.  

According to http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/syria

Syrians at last count held firearms at a rate less than 1/20th that of Americans.  For all practical intents and purposes they were &quot;disarmed.&quot;

Firearms ownership rates, from the same site:

Syria: 3.9/100 pop.
Libya: 15.5/100
Australia: 15/100 
UK: 6.7/100
&lt;b&gt;US: 88.8/100&lt;/b&gt;

Also, if you believe the SWAT-team scenario you describe would be the case, it basically buttresses the paranoid fantasies of the gun-loony right-wingers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you believe that the people of Syria and Libya were heavily armed (to the degree Americans on average are) before they revolted?  Because they weren&#8217;t.  Not even close.  </p>
<p>According to <a href="http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/syria" rel="nofollow">http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/syria</a></p>
<p>Syrians at last count held firearms at a rate less than 1/20th that of Americans.  For all practical intents and purposes they were &#8220;disarmed.&#8221;</p>
<p>Firearms ownership rates, from the same site:</p>
<p>Syria: 3.9/100 pop.<br />
Libya: 15.5/100<br />
Australia: 15/100<br />
UK: 6.7/100<br />
<b>US: 88.8/100</b></p>
<p>Also, if you believe the SWAT-team scenario you describe would be the case, it basically buttresses the paranoid fantasies of the gun-loony right-wingers.</p>
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		<title>By: toyg</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609397</link>
		<dc:creator>toyg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously? You&#039;re comparing the strategic approaches required to defend a nation from organized military attack, with the ones required to defend from random psychopaths?

By your reasoning, why bother with police corps? After all, they fundamentally do the same job the army does in occupied countries, so might as well just use the army &quot;internally&quot;.

Reality is not a mathematical equation, you can&#039;t just abstract away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously? You&#8217;re comparing the strategic approaches required to defend a nation from organized military attack, with the ones required to defend from random psychopaths?</p>
<p>By your reasoning, why bother with police corps? After all, they fundamentally do the same job the army does in occupied countries, so might as well just use the army &#8220;internally&#8221;.</p>
<p>Reality is not a mathematical equation, you can&#8217;t just abstract away.</p>
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		<title>By: Ken Breadner</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609396</link>
		<dc:creator>Ken Breadner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t worry, they&#039;re not coming to take your precious assault rifles away. 
If mental illness were so easily solved (or indeed predicted), we&#039;d still have to remove the tool, as you put it. Some lunatic went on a spree the day before Newtown. This was in China, and he used a knife. Twenty children injured. NONE killed. But no, guns don&#039;t kill people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t worry, they&#8217;re not coming to take your precious assault rifles away. <br />
If mental illness were so easily solved (or indeed predicted), we&#8217;d still have to remove the tool, as you put it. Some lunatic went on a spree the day before Newtown. This was in China, and he used a knife. Twenty children injured. NONE killed. But no, guns don&#8217;t kill people.</p>
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		<title>By: toyg</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609394</link>
		<dc:creator>toyg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;why do we allow the place where we concentrate something of such great societal value to be such utterly soft targets?&quot;

Exactly because it has such great societal value, reducing access would result in a net loss for society at large, both in logistical and educational terms. Children would learn that their own communities are naturally &quot;bad&quot;, that you&#039;re supposed to live your life in a bunker; it&#039;s the sort of environment that you already find &quot;in da ghetto&quot;, and we already know what sort of educational development it &quot;fosters&quot;.

Security is a trade-off, and militarizing schools is just not worth the price.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;why do we allow the place where we concentrate something of such great societal value to be such utterly soft targets?&#8221;</p>
<p>Exactly because it has such great societal value, reducing access would result in a net loss for society at large, both in logistical and educational terms. Children would learn that their own communities are naturally &#8220;bad&#8221;, that you&#8217;re supposed to live your life in a bunker; it&#8217;s the sort of environment that you already find &#8220;in da ghetto&#8221;, and we already know what sort of educational development it &#8220;fosters&#8221;.</p>
<p>Security is a trade-off, and militarizing schools is just not worth the price.</p>
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		<title>By: First Last</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609393</link>
		<dc:creator>First Last</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So what you&#039;re saying is that there is a minority of modern service rifles that aren&#039;t selective fire, i.e. semi-automatic or automatic. 

And no, it doesn&#039;t fucking matter and you&#039;re not a humorless pedant to correct a satirical news site for possibly getting a small detail wrong in this case - you&#039;re just a horrible person.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what you&#8217;re saying is that there is a minority of modern service rifles that aren&#8217;t selective fire, i.e. semi-automatic or automatic. </p>
<p>And no, it doesn&#8217;t fucking matter and you&#8217;re not a humorless pedant to correct a satirical news site for possibly getting a small detail wrong in this case &#8211; you&#8217;re just a horrible person.</p>
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		<title>By: toyg</title>
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		<dc:creator>toyg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The tools used and their availability, legally or otherwise, simply don&#039;t factor into the equation.&quot;

As the saying goes, try killing 26 people with a knife. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The tools used and their availability, legally or otherwise, simply don&#8217;t factor into the equation.&#8221;</p>
<p>As the saying goes, try killing 26 people with a knife. </p>
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		<title>By: toyg</title>
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		<dc:creator>toyg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>By the same reasoning, a Kalashnikov is not a &quot;military weapon&quot; anymore because no sanely-run regular army will use it today. Except it&#039;s not like it stopped being able to kill so-many-people-per-second.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By the same reasoning, a Kalashnikov is not a &#8220;military weapon&#8221; anymore because no sanely-run regular army will use it today. Except it&#8217;s not like it stopped being able to kill so-many-people-per-second.</p>
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		<title>By: lorq</title>
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		<dc:creator>lorq</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Until&quot; you have enough material?  In the US, well before that point you&#039;d&#039;ve been taken out with a curt knock on your door and a quick little invasion from a SWAT team.  Stop fantasizing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Until&#8221; you have enough material?  In the US, well before that point you&#8217;d've been taken out with a curt knock on your door and a quick little invasion from a SWAT team.  Stop fantasizing.</p>
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		<title>By: benenglish</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609373</link>
		<dc:creator>benenglish</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Said ironically:  &quot;...one incident from the 1920s really tells us all we need to know for today.&quot;

No, it doesn&#039;t tell us all.  It does, however, tell us something critically important.  The passage of time does not alter human nature.  There have always been nutjobs willing to hurt innocents for no rational reason.  They can use all sorts of tools, from guns to planes to gasoline to cars to fertilizer.  The tools used and their availability, legally or otherwise, simply don&#039;t factor into the equation.  Nutjobs can hurt lots of people if they make up their mind to do so.  Such has been true for the last few thousand years and will remain true until our species is extinct.  I have abandoned hope that we&#039;ll grow out of this shit.

In this case, the shooter used some tools I, personally, love and he used them to destroy lives I, personally, find more precious than most.  My biases are thus laid bare and you may feel free to mock my grief on that basis.  I don&#039;t care.  I realize I made a mistake by partially sobering up this morning so I&#039;m climbing back into a bottle for the next few days.  The headline, &quot;Fuck Everything&quot;, fits both this story and my attitude better than any I&#039;ve ever read.  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Said ironically:  &#8220;&#8230;one incident from the 1920s really tells us all we need to know for today.&#8221;</p>
<p>No, it doesn&#8217;t tell us all.  It does, however, tell us something critically important.  The passage of time does not alter human nature.  There have always been nutjobs willing to hurt innocents for no rational reason.  They can use all sorts of tools, from guns to planes to gasoline to cars to fertilizer.  The tools used and their availability, legally or otherwise, simply don&#8217;t factor into the equation.  Nutjobs can hurt lots of people if they make up their mind to do so.  Such has been true for the last few thousand years and will remain true until our species is extinct.  I have abandoned hope that we&#8217;ll grow out of this shit.</p>
<p>In this case, the shooter used some tools I, personally, love and he used them to destroy lives I, personally, find more precious than most.  My biases are thus laid bare and you may feel free to mock my grief on that basis.  I don&#8217;t care.  I realize I made a mistake by partially sobering up this morning so I&#8217;m climbing back into a bottle for the next few days.  The headline, &#8220;Fuck Everything&#8221;, fits both this story and my attitude better than any I&#8217;ve ever read.  </p>
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		<title>By: lorq</title>
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		<dc:creator>lorq</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, in the wrong hands a 3D printer becomes a deadly weapon.</description>
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		<title>By: Ipo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ipo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> Not very.  Or yes, very, but not because my parents had their own stuff.  
Why would you not ask to use someone else&#039;s stuff?  
What does diarrhoea got to do with that?  
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Not very.  Or yes, very, but not because my parents had their own stuff. <br />
Why would you not ask to use someone else&#8217;s stuff? <br />
What does diarrhoea got to do with that?  </p>
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		<title>By: BarBarSeven</title>
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		<dc:creator>BarBarSeven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So by your logic, hunting animals is a weak sport because we all know that hunting humans is a more satisfying &amp; challenging endeavor, right?  So all this deer hunting is nonsense… Go out &amp; hunt real people then.

Seriously, if you don’t see how the gun control debate threatens the perceived “power” of gun owners, I feel sorry for you.

Guns are a weapon of power. Any idiot can easily control lives of others by owning one. There are very few other items one can possess that can give someone that sense of power. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So by your logic, hunting animals is a weak sport because we all know that hunting humans is a more satisfying &amp; challenging endeavor, right?  So all this deer hunting is nonsense… Go out &amp; hunt real people then.</p>
<p>Seriously, if you don’t see how the gun control debate threatens the perceived “power” of gun owners, I feel sorry for you.</p>
<p>Guns are a weapon of power. Any idiot can easily control lives of others by owning one. There are very few other items one can possess that can give someone that sense of power. </p>
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		<title>By: Rindan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rindan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The US kills hundreds of kids boring old peace time.  We kill thousands during war (err, police actions).  If you toss sanctions into the bucket, we kill tens of thousands if not hundreds.

This was a tragedy to be sure, but it is a minor one.  A fuck-ton more children were killed on that same day and same hour than those 20 white kids.  Granted, I know they are white and so worth at least 5 not-normal children, but still.  Even in terms of things that can kill white people, surprise mass shooting are VASTLY less likely to kill your kids than your pool, choking on your food, or getting struck by lightening.

So, how can we prevent 20 white kids from dying in the future?  Use more lightening roads, don&#039;t own a pool, and make sure you know how to do the Heimlich maneuver.  If you are indifferent on the color of the kids that we want to stop from dying, you could probably just sent one month of your pay check to someplace poor, or stop dropping bombs on people.

It is sad how much energy we can waste on this while utterly ignoring the rest of the world.  How the fuck someone who wasn&#039;t personally involved gets all teary eyed at 20 random kids dying, yet somehow functions perfectly well knowing that the US kicking over Iraq&#039;s government killed a few hundred thousand and displaced millions is completely and utterly beyond me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The US kills hundreds of kids boring old peace time.  We kill thousands during war (err, police actions).  If you toss sanctions into the bucket, we kill tens of thousands if not hundreds.</p>
<p>This was a tragedy to be sure, but it is a minor one.  A fuck-ton more children were killed on that same day and same hour than those 20 white kids.  Granted, I know they are white and so worth at least 5 not-normal children, but still.  Even in terms of things that can kill white people, surprise mass shooting are VASTLY less likely to kill your kids than your pool, choking on your food, or getting struck by lightening.</p>
<p>So, how can we prevent 20 white kids from dying in the future?  Use more lightening roads, don&#8217;t own a pool, and make sure you know how to do the Heimlich maneuver.  If you are indifferent on the color of the kids that we want to stop from dying, you could probably just sent one month of your pay check to someplace poor, or stop dropping bombs on people.</p>
<p>It is sad how much energy we can waste on this while utterly ignoring the rest of the world.  How the fuck someone who wasn&#8217;t personally involved gets all teary eyed at 20 random kids dying, yet somehow functions perfectly well knowing that the US kicking over Iraq&#8217;s government killed a few hundred thousand and displaced millions is completely and utterly beyond me.</p>
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		<title>By: kringlebertfistyebuns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I imagine the Syrian government and the (surviving) members of the former Libyan regime would be most interested to hear your theories on the futility of armed resistance towards a heavily-armed government.

Take the gun in your closet out, kill a soldier, take his stuff.  Use that stuff to kill other soldiers and take *their* stuff.  Lather, rinse, repeat, until you have enough materiel to support an actual insurgency.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I imagine the Syrian government and the (surviving) members of the former Libyan regime would be most interested to hear your theories on the futility of armed resistance towards a heavily-armed government.</p>
<p>Take the gun in your closet out, kill a soldier, take his stuff.  Use that stuff to kill other soldiers and take *their* stuff.  Lather, rinse, repeat, until you have enough materiel to support an actual insurgency.</p>
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		<title>By: grimc</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oddly enough, even in the 1700s the Americans needed cannons, warships and the help of Britain&#039;s main geopolitical rival to even stand a chance.
Oh, I know, you&#039;d totally be able to steal all the AC-130 gunships you need because freedom something something.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oddly enough, even in the 1700s the Americans needed cannons, warships and the help of Britain&#8217;s main geopolitical rival to even stand a chance.<br />
Oh, I know, you&#8217;d totally be able to steal all the AC-130 gunships you need because freedom something something.</p>
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		<title>By: millie fink</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609356</link>
		<dc:creator>millie fink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 23:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pay more attention to your feet and legs, and to the sensations that they&#039;re trying to send to your brain. Then your brain will realize A) that you&#039;re not standing on a slope, and B) that the ground is not slippery.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pay more attention to your feet and legs, and to the sensations that they&#8217;re trying to send to your brain. Then your brain will realize A) that you&#8217;re not standing on a slope, and B) that the ground is not slippery.</p>
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		<title>By: kringlebertfistyebuns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, let&#039;s look at this - the weapons used in this particular shooting were two handguns and a Bushmaster AR-15 clone (which apparently did most of the damage).  

The AR-15 is a semi-automatic weapon - it only fires one bullet per pull of the trigger (though someone with a little experience can pull the trigger repeatedly with some speed). It is usually  chambered for what is basically a .223-caliber round.  Where I&#039;m headed with this is: that gun (in various calibers) is used for hunting by quite a lot of people for small game because it&#039;s accurate and relatively powerful for a smaller round.  Go Google &quot;ar-15 hunting&quot; and see for yourself.

I have no particular dog in this fight; I&#039;m a gun owner, but loathe the paranoid right-wing gun culture.  But I think if you&#039;re going to have a discussion on a subject with some technical aspects (i.e. guns), it&#039;s vital to have a passing grasp of said aspects.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, let&#8217;s look at this &#8211; the weapons used in this particular shooting were two handguns and a Bushmaster AR-15 clone (which apparently did most of the damage).  </p>
<p>The AR-15 is a semi-automatic weapon &#8211; it only fires one bullet per pull of the trigger (though someone with a little experience can pull the trigger repeatedly with some speed). It is usually  chambered for what is basically a .223-caliber round.  Where I&#8217;m headed with this is: that gun (in various calibers) is used for hunting by quite a lot of people for small game because it&#8217;s accurate and relatively powerful for a smaller round.  Go Google &#8220;ar-15 hunting&#8221; and see for yourself.</p>
<p>I have no particular dog in this fight; I&#8217;m a gun owner, but loathe the paranoid right-wing gun culture.  But I think if you&#8217;re going to have a discussion on a subject with some technical aspects (i.e. guns), it&#8217;s vital to have a passing grasp of said aspects.</p>
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		<title>By: spamtasticus</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609337</link>
		<dc:creator>spamtasticus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 21:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please do a search on google for all discussions about this tragedy. Do a rough analysis of what percentage of debate is about mental health, the actual cause of this tragedy, and what percentage is about guns, the subject activisim fetish and selfricheousness for the lazy. That massive dissparity is what I speak of. And I say for the lazy because it is easier to go after the tool in all these cases and then feel good about how much you care than it is to do real thinking and real work to solve the actual problem. If by some miracle all the anti gun activists eliminate all firearms from the planet then the mentally ill and the psychopaths will use knives, then I&#039;m sure your dedication to save the innocent will percist and you will go after the knives. Once those are well and regulated or eliminated these denizens will pick up bats..... So on and so forth. Do me a favor, Once they start killing people with their fists and you have no easy tool to focus your attention on and are forced to do some actuall objective thinking about the real cause, have the same furvor and dedication. Post rabbid and passionate rants about the horrid state of mental health research and treatment. Or, you could just skip the ridiculous middle part of my fantastic metaphore and do that now. You know, because you want to solve the problen and not just be a slaktivist.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please do a search on google for all discussions about this tragedy. Do a rough analysis of what percentage of debate is about mental health, the actual cause of this tragedy, and what percentage is about guns, the subject activisim fetish and selfricheousness for the lazy. That massive dissparity is what I speak of. And I say for the lazy because it is easier to go after the tool in all these cases and then feel good about how much you care than it is to do real thinking and real work to solve the actual problem. If by some miracle all the anti gun activists eliminate all firearms from the planet then the mentally ill and the psychopaths will use knives, then I&#8217;m sure your dedication to save the innocent will percist and you will go after the knives. Once those are well and regulated or eliminated these denizens will pick up bats&#8230;.. So on and so forth. Do me a favor, Once they start killing people with their fists and you have no easy tool to focus your attention on and are forced to do some actuall objective thinking about the real cause, have the same furvor and dedication. Post rabbid and passionate rants about the horrid state of mental health research and treatment. Or, you could just skip the ridiculous middle part of my fantastic metaphore and do that now. You know, because you want to solve the problen and not just be a slaktivist.</p>
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		<title>By: Daemonworks</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2012/12/15/the-onion-fuck-eve.html#comment-1609336</link>
		<dc:creator>Daemonworks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 21:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> Until we have developed magic mental illness detectors, then it seems like a good idea to make it a wee bit harder for folks who&#039;ve gone off the rails to get their hands on the things. 

And while mass-killings without firearms do occur, they tend to have much lower death rates. Two I know of in Japan were the Osaka school massacre in 2001 and the Akihabara massacre in 2008. If either of these people had access to guns, far more people would be dead.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osaka_school_massacre
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara_massacre</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Until we have developed magic mental illness detectors, then it seems like a good idea to make it a wee bit harder for folks who&#8217;ve gone off the rails to get their hands on the things. </p>
<p>And while mass-killings without firearms do occur, they tend to have much lower death rates. Two I know of in Japan were the Osaka school massacre in 2001 and the Akihabara massacre in 2008. If either of these people had access to guns, far more people would be dead.</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osaka_school_massacre" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osaka_school_massacre</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara_massacre" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara_massacre</a></p>
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		<title>By: Daemonworks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daemonworks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> Well played.</description>
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		<title>By: slippy0</title>
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		<dc:creator>slippy0</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 21:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cool it a bit, man. You&#039;re making very sweeping accusations. 
The point I believe these people are trying to make is that there is a fundamentally different feeling when you a shoot a gun that makes it more satisfying than a toy gun. From the recoil, to the noise, to the fact that the bullets actually travel straighter over longer distances and allow for more accurate shooting compared to paintballs/airsoft. It is arguable that the enjoyment of firing a real weapon doesn&#039;t merit having firearms be legal the way they are now, but I&#039;m not arguing one way or another right now. I&#039;m just pointing out that stating that all men like owning guns because it makes them feel powerful is just not true.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cool it a bit, man. You&#8217;re making very sweeping accusations. <br />
The point I believe these people are trying to make is that there is a fundamentally different feeling when you a shoot a gun that makes it more satisfying than a toy gun. From the recoil, to the noise, to the fact that the bullets actually travel straighter over longer distances and allow for more accurate shooting compared to paintballs/airsoft. It is arguable that the enjoyment of firing a real weapon doesn&#8217;t merit having firearms be legal the way they are now, but I&#8217;m not arguing one way or another right now. I&#8217;m just pointing out that stating that all men like owning guns because it makes them feel powerful is just not true.</p>
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		<title>By: millie fink</title>
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		<dc:creator>millie fink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who cares? Given, that is, how different things were back then.</description>
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		<title>By: millie fink</title>
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		<dc:creator>millie fink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right. Because of a fallacy. A fallacious, ginned-up fear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right. Because of a fallacy. A fallacious, ginned-up fear.</p>
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		<title>By: sqyntz</title>
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		<dc:creator>sqyntz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> oddly enough, in the 1700s that&#039;s what the British said</description>
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		<title>By: millie fink</title>
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		<dc:creator>millie fink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that&#039;s silly. 

simply because: &quot;governments&quot; now have far heavier firepower and other methods of oppression than the relative peashooters that civilians have in the form of guns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that&#8217;s silly. </p>
<p>simply because: &#8220;governments&#8221; now have far heavier firepower and other methods of oppression than the relative peashooters that civilians have in the form of guns.</p>
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