I’d disagree.

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thanks for posting this, boing boing! :-D  

I’ve already got the first number:

Under the Sea (Cthulhu Lies Dreaming)

Cthulhu lies always dreaming…
Deep below the ocean tide,
There will be lots of screaming,
When he wakes and opens wide..
Just look at the world around you
It is a fantastic sight
But Old Ones will soon surround you
As soon as the stars are right!

Under the sea, under the sea
There’ll be surprises, when R’lyeh rises,
Take it from me
Oh once the veil is torn away,
It’ll be mankind’s last day
Those who are not dead, are out of their head
Under the sea, ha ha…

Now your bulb is not the dullest,
And maybe you’ll start to feel,
Cthulhu’s got lots of cultists,
You might want to make a deal.
Deep Ones can’t wait to revive him,
But their plans have a kinky hook
If your offspring is to survive then,
They’d best have the Innsmouth look!

Under The Sea!
Under The Sea!
Tentacles writhing,
if you went diving,
then you could see!
If you’d check out his swanky pad,
Under the sea you might go mad,
R’yleh seems mangled,
impossibly angled
Under the sea
Under the sea..
If you could wake him,
That might just make him,
Very grumpy!
But still the day will soon arrive,
And you might wish you weren’t alive,
Prepare for your doom guys,
Remember his tomb lies,
Under the sea…

(Instead of the ‘listing out the crustacean band’ part, here we
simply have cultists chanting in an awful language)

Under the sea
Under the sea
You may be far gone,
Food for the star spawn,
Eventually,
What do you think, you’re really neat?
To all of them you’re just more meat.
Even a Deep One,
If you won’t (bleep) one,
Under the sea
Father Dagon here
needs a bon-bon here,
Under the sea
Setting your place here,
No need to say grace here
Don’t be a dummy,
Live meat tastes yummy,
You’re outta luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea!