Spider-Man vs. Obama


39 Responses to “Spider-Man vs. Obama”

  1. Brainspore says:


    (*Yes, I’m aware that some people don’t believe there is a distinction between the two.)

  2. xzzy says:

    I wanna know what’s up with the haphazardly hung US flag and the stump sculpture thing sitting next to the door. I would have thought every square inch of the white house would be immaculate, designed under the watch of a world class decorator. 

    Even the carpet is kind of ugly.

    • ocker3 says:

       It is apparently Really complicated to get tradespeople into the WH to do work, so I bet the flag was hung by the person whose office it is. And likewise, the carpet is probably really old because they probably wait for it to wear out before replacing it, considering how busy they are 24/7

      • toyg says:

        “Jesus H. Christ, this carpet is really hideous! Leon, can’t we change it?”

        “Sorry sir, we can’t move out while we’re dealing with this crisis in <SomeCountry>…”

        “Fuck <SomeCountry>, let’s bomb them. Crisis solved. Now, can we get down to real business and change this goddamn carpet?”

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      The oval office is in the annex, not the White House proper.

    • Kris Khaira says:

      What ocker3 said.

      I’d also like to add that politicians are better off spending taxpayers’ money on world class democracy, not world class decorators.

  3. Jake0748 says:

    Maybe its not in the White House?

    Edit: Oops. It IS the W.H. (Note to Self: Check the link before opening pie-hole).

  4. Casual_Economy says:

    Whenever I see pictures of the white house, it always just looks like a hotel.

  5. Dave Jenkins says:

    It’s the White House– note the light red curtains in the oval office behind him.  If my geography is correct, this is the anteroom just off the oval office where Bill Clinton signed treaties with Monica Lewinsky.

  6. rrh says:

    Does the sinister Spider-Man hold no respect for the highest office in our country? If even the White House is not safe from this masked menace, what hope for the average citizen of this fair city?

    I ask you, dear reader, how much longer will this disguised degenerate be allowed to continue vicious attacks such as depicted in this photograph?

  7. snagglepuss says:

    That’s not Obama – That’s the CHAMELEON !

  8. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    Obama went this far to appease Lindsey Graham’s Spiderman fantasies, and we are still rolling towards the fiscal cliff… WTF!

  9. CHilke says:

    Is Pete Souza the replacement for Pete Parker? Say, where is Parker anyway…?

  10. Ladyfingers says:

    Does Spider-Boy know what Obama-man does to suspicious children?

  11. Obviously Spider-boy is warning the president about that ugly trunk like decoration besides the door.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

    • brucearthurs says:

      My guess is that it’s a Hawaiian wood sculpture.  I think this is called “Kona style”, but hard to say without a closer look at the carving details.  Googling “hawaiian wood sculpture” brings up some similar pieces, amongst a crowd of other Hawaiian sculpture in differing stlyles.  (And, wow, Hawaiians produce some VERY not-safe-for-work sculptures.)

  12. Mister44 says:

    Good thing Spider-Man was there. Obama was trying to take the last of the Hostess Snack Cakes!

  13. Jim says:

    Good thing that kid doesn’t live in Pakistan or Obama would bust a drone in his ass.

  14. Rich Bowen says:

    A preview of the first issue of Superior Spider-Man?

  15. stfu says:

    good job mr obama teaching kids to shoot people

  16. Does that man ever do any work? any time i see him he is being adorable or dismantling social welfare to pay for tax breaks for the rich.

  17. Wait, Spiderman’s a Republican?

  18. Luther Blissett says:

    “Somebody should stand up to all these bad guys! Don’t wait for the government to take care of something you could take care of yourself! Let’s have a league of concerned citizens! OK, let’s make it super-citizens.”

  19. JD says:

    This was not how it looked like on the West Wing AT ALL!

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