By David Pescovitz at 12:14 pm Wed, Dec 19, 2012
Brilliant — every time you shift your weight the channel changes! Just what the ADD generation wants.
Only if you sit on the thing, fool!
You mean, only if you use it as a cushion?
I made the mistake of buying one of their mattresses, and now the garage door keeps opening and closing every time my wife and I get some private time.
Last night I dreamed I ate my remote and when I woke up my pillow was gone.
And people look at me like I’m mad, ‘cos the remotes are fastened to the table on strings…
I threaten my sweetie with hanging his remote from the ceiling with small diameter bungee cord.
Compromise: attach the remotes to cushions.
Can’t you just attach it to a board like the restroom key at a gas station?
We duct-taped all the remotes together onto a plywood tray. Made one gigantic remote control pad thing out of them.
Ultimate universal remote.
My cat managed to change channel for me easily enough in the first place. This would take all the challenge out of it for him.
Wow, it’s also drop proof. It almost makes me wish I had a TV set to use it with.
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