Comments on: Toys that were made to be broken

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 06:32:00 +0000

Thing is, you probably can’t make a character into a squirtgun without being inappropriate unless you reverse the character so he’s bending over backwards.

No wait, then you end up with a trigger that repeatedly plunges into his bum. That doesn’t work. I take it back. There is no unless. It can’t be done.

By: mikei

mikei — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 05:24:00 +0000

Where do you put in the ooze?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

By: Mitch_M

Mitch_M — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:54:00 +0000

I believe the stopper is properly called a “bung”.

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:30:00 +0000

Well who doesn’t?

By: tristan eldritch

tristan eldritch — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 02:14:00 +0000

”At some point, we all need to learn that superheroes need to be given enemas then jerked off until they vomit.”

That, combined with an ant-Occupy subplot, was the gist of Frank Miller’s most recent pitch to DC.

By: Kenmrph

Kenmrph — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 00:49:00 +0000

I don’t see the problem with the batman water pistol. At some point, we all need to learn that superheroes need to be given enemas then jerked off until they vomit.

By: Jake0748

Jake0748 — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:36:00 +0000

You need the Robin squirt gun so Batman can get his blumpkin.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:23:00 +0000

Seven comments and nobody has used the word ‘blumpkin’ yet?

By: kmoser

kmoser — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:08:00 +0000

Inappropriate? Actually, they are extremely appropriate.

By: u89djt

u89djt — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:47:00 +0000

You could have one right now for 250 dollars. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BATMAN-1966-ADAM-WEST-TV-SHOW-BATMAN-FIGURE-WATER-GUN-SQUIRT-GUN-SEALED-MIP-/230852693776

By: Brainspore

Brainspore — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 22:08:00 +0000

It’s not the location of the trigger that gets me, it’s the location of the water filling hole (and plug).

By: Mitch_M

Mitch_M — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:35:00 +0000

Batman’s wiener is between his knees?

By: tristan eldritch

tristan eldritch — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:33:00 +0000

That guy’s website is fantastic. I could look at pictures of that wonderful junk for hours. Outsider Toys!

By: Christopher

Christopher — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:24:00 +0000

I can’t look at that water pistol without laughing. I think I really need help. I feel like my sense of humor is more juvenile in my forties than it was when I was four.

By: lafave

lafave — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:09:00 +0000

i must have one