Comments on: A most interestingly named corporation (NSFW language)

By: Brood-X

Brood-X — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:02:00 +0000

Schwag?

By: Gulliver

Gulliver — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 16:10:00 +0000

Not necessarily. I graded clarity at employee evaluations because writing intentionally obfuscatory memos wastes company time, lowers worker morale and seriously pisses the boss (me) off.

By: JhmL

JhmL — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 10:43:00 +0000

This is the one where Patrick Bateman works?

By: Little Red Reviewer

Little Red Reviewer — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:25:00 +0000

I need to update my resume anyways. . . maybe i should put a fake entry down the list saying I worked for Murderfuck, just to see if anyone is paying attention.

By: Over the River

Over the River — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:02:00 +0000

Murderfuck was established in 1995 by communications magnate Walter Q. Pistachio. Though he passed away in 2001 from bear-related complications, Murderfuck has carried on his proud legacy of innovation and directed leadership.

That will do it every time.

By: CHilke

CHilke — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 23:34:00 +0000

formerly Goldman Sachs

By: Johnny Farnen

Johnny Farnen — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:56:00 +0000

By utilizing Murderfuck’s services, we were able to expand our culture of paradigm rejection and increase our profits in distributing for these guys:

http://www.alliedchemical.com/products/index.html

By: Boundegar

Boundegar — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:34:00 +0000

If we write clearly, the boss might actually understand what we wrote. And it might be wrong, or different from what the boss wanted. Safety is everything.

By: IanEdgar

IanEdgar — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 21:01:00 +0000

Found scrawled on the chalkboard at No Name Bar.

http://ianedgar.tumblr.com/post/38487909685/toilet-pinball-muderfuck

By: blueelm

blueelm — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:50:00 +0000

Ugh… why? Seriously, why do people start writing that way when the subject pertains to work? There has to be some kind of linguistic or sociological rule here. There’s clearly an expected register, but somehow attempting it primarily results English that seems like it was run back and forth between Japanese and “Scientologist” in Google translate.

By: Itsumishi

Itsumishi — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 20:30:00 +0000

Their Green Slavery and Amphetamine distribution packages have always been their main selling point for my multipurpose global package outreach corporation.

By: TrollyMcTrollington

TrollyMcTrollington — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:24:00 +0000

goats.

By: awjt

awjt — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:00:00 +0000

It’s only a matter of time before the Rise of the Necros.

By: Steve White

Steve White — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:30:00 +0000

I expect a cease and desist letter from MerderPhuck Consultants at any minute.

By: Isaac Marx

Isaac Marx — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:26:00 +0000

And breeding rituals – don’t forget the breeding rituals.

By: sammyf

sammyf — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:26:00 +0000

First I was going “Yes!”, then I read the comments on the side, and went “man!”

By: Joe DiMaggio

Joe DiMaggio — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:26:00 +0000

It’s about time that these guys got some competition: huhcorp.com

By: Articulatory Loop

Articulatory Loop — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:20:00 +0000

I may work with these people. Just this morning, I received a document “just for final edits” which contained the following:

“When a manager establishes that an organization is navigating the use of a particular tool or approach to project deliverables, but does not have awareness of a similar organization using the approach in the field or access to information on this particular topic, a manager can share the topic area with other managers to generate recommended approaches or identify peer organizations.”

Obviously, I’ve derailed my entire day to rewrite all 32 pages.

By: vonbobo

vonbobo — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 17:19:00 +0000

I use these guys for all of my corporate control solutions, and enhancing upward mobility of my performance demographics.