The best weird and wonderful Christmas videos you ever did see!

It's Christmastime, and if there's anything that can unite a nation, even one that doesn't universally love the holidays, it's a collection of wonderfully weird vintage Christmas videos. And even if you don't like the holidays, you'll probably still enjoy these strange (but fun) attempts at whimsy and festivity.

The video is freakish not for the video itself, but for how freakishly progressive it was when it was made -- in 1913!

The Insects' Christmas ("Rozhdestvo obitateley lesa") (1913)

(Video link) Vladislav Starevich, born in Russia to Polish parents in 1882, started as a documentary filmmaker who worked for a natural history museum in Lithuania. He eventually developed a knack for stop-motion animation using dead animals. "The Insects' Christmas," which was originally silent (what you hear are selections from the soundtrack for Edward Scissorhands), is a classic example of Starevich's filmmaking accomplishments, along with "The Beautiful Leukanida" (1912) and "The Cameraman's Revenge" (1912). Witness the seasonal beauty as well as the horror when someone loses their head at the 5:13 mark!

Santa in Animal Land (1948)

(Video link) This short only reinforces my fear of puppets, and it could have easily gone the way of Dead Snow. But more troubling: Felix the Frog(-like creature)'s unacknowledged cocaine problem.

Black Friday 1983: What to Get a Hacker for Christmas!

(Video link) "I know it seems boring, and I know it seems pointless..." Man, technology was adorable in the '80s, wasn't it? I wonder whatever became of Wendy Woods, Computerized Pet Whisperer.

A Visit to Santa (1963)

(Video link) I'll admit that since this was featured at the 2009 RiffTrax Live Christmas Shorts-travaganza, the silly commentary may have tricked me into thinking this video was weird. But I watched it sans commentary, and it is still pretty weird, in a wonderful way. You won't believe this, but none of these people are professional actors!

The Rapture: Are You Ready For the End of the World? (1941)

(Video link) "Housework will be left undone because Christian maids have been promoted to higher realms!" And no milk. None.

Runners-up: The pleasant but racist The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives and the 1905 silent film, The Night Before Christmas, allegedly the first film adaptation of the famous poem.

A white fur-trimmed Santa hat tip to XmasFLIX for their excellent compilation!


  1. For those who don’t know, the guy wielding the foam hammer in the computer video is Gary Kildall. Gary wrote CP/M, the most famous DOS of the eight-bit world, a precursor to the IBM PC’s DOS.

  2. I wasn’t sure what the music (it sounded like a Burton film soundtrack) was for the Insect’s Christmas video was. So I tried tagging it using Shazam. After several samples (at different points in time) Shazam insisted the music was the score for the 1961 film Goodbye Again. Eventually I saw the description on YouTube crediting Danny Elfman’s score from Edward Scissor hand. I listend to the score from the 1961 film Goodbye Again and realized they are very similar. Is there a link between these two scores?

  3. Forgive my ignorance, but can you point out where ‘The Shanty where Santy Clause lives’ is racist?
    Does it have to do with a white baby falling in a bucket of coal soot becoming black?
    Why is this racist?

    1. Perhaps it’s the stereotype that everyone who is black shouts “Mammy!”  That’s got to be one of the most tiresome cartoon gags of the 30’s. EVERYONE was doing it.

      Or maybe it’s the “Sambo Jazz Band” or the black Pickaninny dolls.  Incidentally I’ve read that a “sambo” is someone who is 3/4 black, as opposed to a “mulatto”  (1/2) or a “quadroon” (1/4). Everyone had to be labeled back then.

  4. This might be slightly nightmare inducing but If you really want a weird christmas video check this one out:

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