I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

  • gwailo_joe

    Ew.  I hope it was something he actually wanted, and not socks or a tacky sweater.

  • Boundegar

    How I love Cyriak <3

  • nixiebunny

    This should be required viewing for all boys and girls who still think that Santa and his reindeer are safe. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/bill.goldsmith Bill Goldsmith

    Well THAT was gross. And clever. And gross.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GVKHNINUD55NXFN4TRNHMBRDB4 Alexandros

    Good old Cyriak.
    I hope he stays a weird as he is and keeps on making his creepytastic animations for many years to come.

  • fuzzyfuzzyfungus

    Christmas – The Home Invasion Holiday(tm)!

  • http://twitter.com/writebastard Ian Wood

    That happens to me EVERY FUCKING YEAR. And people are all, “Hey, it’s the holidays, man, cheer up!” Bastards. Spend Christmas Eve at my house and get a goddamn present in your cranial vault, then tell me to cheer up.

    I hate Christmas so much.

  • Robert

    Oh God, he’s gone and made another.

  • 10xor01

    Yikes!  Makes Krampus look like a friendly Xmas Elf.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000566886652 Jason Thomas

     Unicorn chaser, stat!

    • ocker3

       Just watch Kitty City :D

      • http://twitter.com/MartianEmpress Rezeya Montecore

        That’s less like a Unicorn Chaser and more like Unicorn Spam. :)

  • sethgodin

    Unicorn/reindeer chaser??? Hurry.

  • paco

    Wow. Now that’s something you can’t unsee. Couldn’t stop at just one video. What does it mean that I enjoyed it? Or did I enjoy it? I’m confused.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jessewaites Jesse Waites

    Dafuk?

  • snagglepuss

    Needs more caroling.

    • Eark_the_Bunny

       …and more cowbell!!!

  • Preston Sturges

    FWIW I’ve used my nose as a sex toy

  • Spinkter

    Simultaneously fascinated and creeped out, yet reluctant to share with friends … classic Cyriak.

  • http://HTH66.blogspot.com/ HTH44http://HTH66.blogspot.com

    ÑO, APRETARON ASERE

  • http://www.pegritz.com Derek C. F. Pegritz

    Holy. Shit. Well, *I* won’t be sleeping tonight.

    If I miss my presents ’cause I was awake all night and Santa skipped me over, first I’m gonna track him down and beat the shit out of him. Then I’m gonna beat the shit out of YOU, Cory, for posting this abomination. And then I’m gonna beat the shit out of Cyriak.

    J/k. I love X-mass nightmares! I get excellent story ideas from them. :)

  • nixiebunny

    I hope Cyriak has animated a nice ‘n’ gory unicorn chaser, because we all could use one about now. 

  • Florian Bösch

    What did I just watch? Can I have a unicorn chaser to that?

  • Masquirina

    That was wonderful! I can’t wait to see what the easter bunny does.

  • bingobangoboy

    Possibly the most realistic Christmas animation ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/duncantoms Duncan Toms

    Drill shit into their brains and shove gifts down their throats. Not what anyone really wants at this, or any time of year.  

  • gwyllion

    AWESOME!!!!!!

  • blueelm

    I love this guy! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mobi-Mktg/100002118545853 Mobi Mktg

    You see what happens when you don’t get the pony you asked for when you were 10?

  • Spinkter
  • pjcamp

    Well I’m glad somebody remembered the true meaning of Christmas.