Comments on: Communist turtles got to moon first

By: gt bear

gt bear — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 01:51:00 +0000

commie turtles from space. they’d be 44 at least by now, depending on the kind of turtle. calls for a screenplay.

By: Wreckrob8

Wreckrob8 — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 09:37:00 +0000

Surely there is no language barrier, versed in the universal language of Marxism Leninism as any good Communist turtle must be. Obviously there is an imperialist plot to discredit and suppress the achievements of socialism on behalf of the masses against the forces of cosmic aggression.

By: Tavie

Tavie — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 03:07:00 +0000

I am a proud turtle owner this evening.

By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus

fuzzyfuzzyfungus — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 02:42:00 +0000

No medals; but they were entitled to expropriate as much lettuce from the kulaks as they wished.

By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus

fuzzyfuzzyfungus — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 02:38:00 +0000

Unfortunately, the turtle/human language barrier will ensure that the story of their epic battle with the space nazis will remain forever lost to us.

By: Al_Packer

Al_Packer — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 02:16:00 +0000

Shortly thereafter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appeared. I knew that that program was a Communist conspiracy.

By: Wreckrob8

Wreckrob8 — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 19:16:00 +0000

Heroes of the Soviet Union. I hope they got their medals.

By: pupdog

pupdog — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 18:02:00 +0000

They didn’t come into contact with any radioactive goo did they? Or was that just something Eastman and Laird made up to cover up the cosmic-ray exposure angle?

By: mindysan33

mindysan33 — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:58:00 +0000

A tortoise of the people!

By: Rich Keller

Rich Keller — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:56:00 +0000

In Soviet Russia, it’s turtles all the way up?

By: Sirkowski

Sirkowski — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:55:00 +0000

In Soviet Russia, turtle jumped over the Moon.

By: Dave MacLachlan

Dave MacLachlan — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:50:00 +0000

Fastest. Turtles. Ever.

By: Dave MacLachlan

Dave MacLachlan — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:49:00 +0000

Yertle the Turtle! Dr. Seuss rocks!

By: Bevatron Repairman

Bevatron Repairman — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:08:00 +0000

Turtles, more turtles, I’ll stack ‘em to heaven! I need ’bout three thousand six hundred and seven!

By: Donald Petersen

Donald Petersen — Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:04:00 +0000

Now I know why that red-eared slider in my kid’s preschool classroom always looks so goddamned smug.