Oompa Loompas wanted for assault

Police in Norwich, England are seeking two Oompa Loompas who reportedly attacked a man as he was leaving a kebab house last week. The Oompa Loompas were reportedly accompanied by another man and woman. (BBC News)

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12 Responses to “Oompa Loompas wanted for assault”

  1. LogrusZed says:

    Horseshit. Thatcher and her Torys deported them all back to Lumpa-Land back in the early 80′s where the Taliban eventually got a foothold and now none of them can get an entrance-visa into the U.K.

    It was probably two racist dudes with achondroplastic dwarfism in orange-face starting some shit, maybe pledging a frat.

    • cdh1971 says:

      Yes, well, she would have finished the job and deported all of the Minstrels back to Minstrel land, except for the meddlesome Liberals interfering with things.

  2. 10xor01 says:

    Oompa-Loompa do-ba-dee-doo
    Give us your wallet or we will cut you

    Hope you enjoyed some delicious kebab
    But now you’ve been hit by the Loopma-dee Mob

  3. pupdog says:

    I see a Clockwork Orange mashup begging to be made…

  4. TheKaz1969 says:

    they must have mistaken him for a vermicious knid…

  5. Presumably their goal was ultimately to skewer and and roast the poor gentleman like a kebab in some putative display of “poetic justice.” 

  6. Pobol Pobotrol says:

    I live in Norwich, and it’s not as exciting as it’s cracked up to be.

  7. Nadreck says:

    These guys are just stooges.  The insane Criminal Mastermind behind them will doubtless go unpunished.

  8. Philboyd Studge says:

     Check the visa records; the perps may have been Yanks from New Jersey.

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