Oompa Loompas wanted for assault

Police in Norwich, England are seeking two Oompa Loompas who reportedly attacked a man as he was leaving a kebab house last week. The Oompa Loompas were reportedly accompanied by another man and woman. (BBC News)


  1. Horseshit. Thatcher and her Torys deported them all back to Lumpa-Land back in the early 80’s where the Taliban eventually got a foothold and now none of them can get an entrance-visa into the U.K.

    It was probably two racist dudes with achondroplastic dwarfism in orange-face starting some shit, maybe pledging a frat.

    1. Yes, well, she would have finished the job and deported all of the Minstrels back to Minstrel land, except for the meddlesome Liberals interfering with things.

  2. Oompa-Loompa do-ba-dee-doo
    Give us your wallet or we will cut you

    Hope you enjoyed some delicious kebab
    But now you’ve been hit by the Loopma-dee Mob

  3. These guys are just stooges.  The insane Criminal Mastermind behind them will doubtless go unpunished.

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