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	<title>Comments on: Oompa Loompas wanted for&#160;assault</title>
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	<description>Brain candy for Happy Mutants</description>
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		<title>By: humanresource</title>
		<link>http://boingboing.net/2013/01/02/oompa-loompas-wanted-for-assau.html#comment-1619363</link>
		<dc:creator>humanresource</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snooki and Nicki Minaj strike again...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snooki and Nicki Minaj strike again&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: cdh1971</title>
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		<dc:creator>cdh1971</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, well, she would have finished the job and deported all of the Minstrels back to Minstrel land, except for the meddlesome Liberals interfering with things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, well, she would have finished the job and deported all of the Minstrels back to Minstrel land, except for the meddlesome Liberals interfering with things.</p>
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		<title>By: Enki King</title>
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		<dc:creator>Enki King</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 19:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>England&#039;s Oompa Loompas are hardcore.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5276310/Oompa-Loompa-Spiderman-and-the-Teletubby-Tinky-Winky-held-after-brawl.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>England&#8217;s Oompa Loompas are hardcore.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5276310/Oompa-Loompa-Spiderman-and-the-Teletubby-Tinky-Winky-held-after-brawl.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5276310/Oompa-Loompa-Spiderman-and-the-Teletubby-Tinky-Winky-held-after-brawl.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Nadreck</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nadreck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These guys are just stooges.  The insane Criminal Mastermind behind them will doubtless go unpunished.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These guys are just stooges.  The insane Criminal Mastermind behind them will doubtless go unpunished.</p>
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		<title>By: Philboyd Studge</title>
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		<dc:creator>Philboyd Studge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description> Check the visa records; the perps may have been Yanks from New Jersey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Check the visa records; the perps may have been Yanks from New Jersey.</p>
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		<title>By: Pobol Pobotrol</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pobol Pobotrol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I live in Norwich, and it&#039;s not as exciting as it&#039;s cracked up to be.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I live in Norwich, and it&#8217;s not as exciting as it&#8217;s cracked up to be.</p>
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		<title>By: tristan eldritch</title>
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		<dc:creator>tristan eldritch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Presumably their goal was ultimately to skewer and and roast the poor gentleman like a kebab in some putative display of &quot;poetic justice.&quot;  </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Presumably their goal was ultimately to skewer and and roast the poor gentleman like a kebab in some putative display of &#8220;poetic justice.&#8221;  </p>
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		<title>By: TheKaz1969</title>
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		<dc:creator>TheKaz1969</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they must have mistaken him for a vermicious knid...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they must have mistaken him for a vermicious knid&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Silicon Scherazade</title>
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		<dc:creator>Silicon Scherazade</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The real culprits:

http://www.venturefans.org/wiki/images/6/69/Dr_girlfriend_lady_moppets.png</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The real culprits:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.venturefans.org/wiki/images/6/69/Dr_girlfriend_lady_moppets.png" rel="nofollow">http://www.venturefans.org/wiki/images/6/69/Dr_girlfriend_lady_moppets.png</a></p>
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		<title>By: pupdog</title>
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		<dc:creator>pupdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I see a Clockwork Orange mashup begging to be made...</description>
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		<title>By: 10xor01</title>
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		<dc:creator>10xor01</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oompa-Loompa do-ba-dee-doo
Give us your wallet or we will cut you

Hope you enjoyed some delicious kebab
But now you&#039;ve been hit by the Loopma-dee Mob</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oompa-Loompa do-ba-dee-doo<br />
Give us your wallet or we will cut you</p>
<p>Hope you enjoyed some delicious kebab<br />
But now you&#8217;ve been hit by the Loopma-dee Mob</p>
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		<title>By: LogrusZed</title>
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		<dc:creator>LogrusZed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Horseshit. Thatcher and her Torys deported them all back to Lumpa-Land back in the early 80&#039;s where the Taliban eventually got a foothold and now none of them can get an entrance-visa into the U.K.

It was probably two racist dudes with achondroplastic dwarfism in orange-face starting some shit, maybe pledging a frat.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Horseshit. Thatcher and her Torys deported them all back to Lumpa-Land back in the early 80&#8242;s where the Taliban eventually got a foothold and now none of them can get an entrance-visa into the U.K.</p>
<p>It was probably two racist dudes with achondroplastic dwarfism in orange-face starting some shit, maybe pledging a frat.</p>
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