20 Responses to “DELETE MY BROWSER HISTORY Medicalert bracelet”

  1. Cowicide says:


    if dead
    do shell script "rm -r ~/Library/Caches/Safari  ~/Library/Cookies/Cookies.plist ~/Library/Safari/Downloads.plist   ~/Library/Safari/History.plist ; 
    defaults delete RecentSearchStrings"

  2. theophrastvs says:

    t’hell with that…   i (hereby) demand that my harddrive (or solidstate-drive if i live long enough) goes into the crematorium with me.

  3. angryearthling says:

    isn’t that why the porn buddy were invented?

    from urban dictionary.
    An intricant pledge system in which a bond is formed between two porn loving individuals. If one should die, the other will immediatly remove all pornography from their house before the parents can find it (keeping at their own discresion). Eric’s parents were uninformed of their son’s permiscious activities thanks to the porn buddy system.

    i think it’s from the bbc comedy coupling.

  4. Senor Schaffer says:

    OK. I admit it. I LuLzed a bit.

  5. Lemoutan says:

    In case of accidents, always be wearing clean underwear.

  6. It’s funny and I want one… But… If you are really really worried about this then simply encrypt your data. I don’t know about Windows or OS X but in Ubuntu Linux is as east as tick a checkbox. Your data will die with your brain (make sure you don’t keep your password on post-it note on your bedroom wall)

  7. brainflakes says:

    Obviously photoshopped but funny none the less. Does anyone know if they would *actually* issue that on a real bracelet?

    • I don’t think there’s any legal qualification to engrave a silver plate. Can’t you just buy these bracelets anywhere? It’s not like a disabled drivers badge – you don’t have to earn it.

  8. picklefactory says:

    Or you could just haunt your friends from beyond the grave. “Blast my cache! Press Ctrl-H, check all the boxes, and goooooooo!” (starts around 28:30)

  9. Boundegar says:

    I wonder if I could get one that says: JUST KIDDING / I’M FINE

  10. Jen Onymous says:

    Sigh.  As someone who wears a Real Medic Alert necklace and has been since the age of 8 (real site is here ) I say don’t fuck with EMS folks with bullshit like this.

    Not to be a grump downer, but I don’t want to see a bunch of “false positives” dilute the importance of these little pieces of metal, which have saved lives. 

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