After getting caught in the act -- specifically, the act of masturbating at Hollywood's Tiki Theater (for adults) -- Fred Willard has avoided trial after completing a "diversion program for minor sexual offenses" in September. I'm going to pretend that this program was conducted by a Christopher Guest character to make this story extra fun, now that it looks like it's over. (via Huffington Post)

19 Responses to “Fred Willard avoids going to trial following his lewdness arrest in July”

  1. CSBD says:

    At least we know the children are safe.

    Also… I don’t frequent those theaters, but isn’t it a given that everyone is masturbating there?  If patrons have a problem with it… 
    1. don’t go
    2. Internet
    3. Dress like you are going to a Gallagher show.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      Nick Stahl was recently busted for jerking off in a private booth in an adult movie shop in Hollywood.  Thank God the LAPD is keeping us safe.

  2. Mitch_M says:

    What? Does Fred Willard not have a computer?

  3. amarx says:

    Apple donated a computer to him so he wouldn’t have to go to those theaters anymore:  http://hollywoodandswine.com/apple-donates-computers-to-fred-willard-so-he-can-watch-porn-online-like-everyone-else/

  4. Spleenal says:

    If they don’t want that sort of thing happening in their theatre then they should show the Hobbit instead.
    Other complaints against Willard have been:-Drinking in a bar. swimming in a swimming pool. Eating in a restaurant…

    • Sekino says:

      If they don’t want that sort of thing happening in their theatre then they should show the Hobbit instead

      After having encountered LOTR fanfic, I’m not so sure…

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      If they don’t want that sort of thing happening in their theatre then they should show the Hobbit instead.

      You’re joking, right?

  5. RedShirt77 says:

    I think this is all about him filming a new mocumentary.

    The Mighty Wank

  6. Peter says:

    I for one am just glad the violent crime level in LA is so low that the police have the time to waste patrolling for people masturbating in a porn theater.  

  7. Sirkowski says:

    This wouldn’t have happened if all the patrons had been packin’ heat.

  8. princeminski says:

    Since Paul Reubens’ arrest  for masturbating in a porn theater occurred in the last century, does this qualify, at least so far, as “The Crime of the Millenium”?

  9. The sign outside this business used to say something to the effect of “Live Girls” but they finally (and recently) covered up that part of their midcentury-era signage. Hence, Mr. Willard’s confusion?

    http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/Cmn0AMtRXc2N0WwWoObCKw/l.jpg

  10. Halloween_Jack says:

    I think that there are three porn theaters left in the country, and on almost any given day everyone in the theater is a cop who really, really needs to fill their ticket quota.

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