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The fish cogitates
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Ian McLoud

I would appreciate a correct translation from any fluent Thai BB readers….
http://thedreamerskingdom.org/photoblog TK

Thai here. Those fish in the first 4 menu items are Asian seabass (in hotpot with other seafood/grilled with salt/fried with fish sauce/fried with spicy sweet and sour sauce) and the last item is baked shrimp with mung bean noodle.
- http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke
  
  “The thicket is angry” implies spicy, right?
  - peter doolan
    
    the “angry” comes from “เดือด”, to boil, which can also mean to be irritated.
  - http://boingboing.net/ The Life Of Bryan
    
    If spicy foods anger your thicket, perhaps you should speak to a doctor.
    - Antinous / Moderator
      
      Or just get a Brazilian.
      - http://boingboing.net/ The Life Of Bryan
        
        A Brazilian thicket… would that be a sidewalk?
http://2012diaries.blogspot.com/ tristan eldritch

My interpretation is that the Fish is too rational; it is constantly evaluating, estimating, seizing things up, never doing. The Fish’s Hamlet-like indecisiveness incurs the ire of the sea thicket. Much salt is burned; yet the Fish continues to vacillate and estimate. Finally the more active and intuitive shrimp leaps into action and bakes noodles made of green grams. No endless, pallid estimating for him.
http://celesteagnes.blogspot.com/ Sekino

I estimates the thickets are look tasty.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=name&id=1118134806 Doc_S

The Fish estimates sea thicket is angry.
The Fish estimates the thicket burns salt.
The Fish estimates.
The thicket burns salt.
The Fish estimates three taste thicket
The Shrimp bakes noodles made of green grams
The Fish estimates it not.
The Fish,
The Fish,
Woe betide the Fish.
The Shrimp does bake.
The Fish shall estimate.
And both shall harken
The Doom of All.
Jake0748

I would eat there.
http://twitter.com/cjporkchop cjporkchop

Reminds me of this, the biggest and most epic mistranslated Chinese menu–
http://irfanbaig.com/funny/chinese_menu/
- Jake0748
  
  Holy Chinese Menu Batman! Is that for real? I couldn’t even finish reading it. Too much.
  - http://twitter.com/cjporkchop cjporkchop
    
    As far as I know, it’s real. IIRC, Rahoi.com was a blog written by an American ex-pat married to a Chinese woman and living in China. I saved the entire “May I Take Your Order” page to my computer in 2008, in case it were to ever be taken down. Glad I did.
    
    There are a couple of images missing from the Google cache near the end –
    “Gold silver lotus root silk fries shrimp fucks”
    and
    “Benumbed hot vegetables fries fuck silk”
http://www.facebook.com/pitawas Pitawas Indharameesup

It was translated word by word. So the result is non-sensical. If you notice item #2 and #3 are written differently in Thai script, yet their English translations are the same. How useful is that or how is that possible? As a native Thai speaker, I think the writer was trying very hard to be funny when he wrote this menu.
- Boundegar
  
  He succeeded – but maybe not in the way he intended.
- andygates
  
  I can’t see where the Thai-script words break. Halp!
  - http://twitter.com/zeroanaphora แอ็ะปปี้
    
    They don’t! Somehow, you get used to it. #maybehashtagswilldothistoenglishoneday
- pizzicato
  
  meh, both cost the same anyway, 300 baht for fish thicket with burning salts is good pricing. Sawatikup.
http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair

The Fish estimates / sea thicket is angry
The Fish estimates / the thicket burns salt

The opening stanza has us travel with “the Fish” (global marine biodiversity) as he intuits “anger” in the “sea thicket” (marine habitats). We discover the disproportionate impact on estuarine zones, where shipping and industry has introduced toxic PCBs into habitats with a variegated dispersal of salt- and freshwater areas (ll. 3-4).

The Fish estimates / the thicket burns salt
The Fish estimates / three taste thicket
The shrimp bakes / noodles made of green grams

In a clairvoyant flash, the Fish ascertains the future of humankind: as marine ecosystems are devastated, biodiversity decreases, with whole orders vanishing, oceans dead, and entire spectra of umami lost to time and memory. In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only farmed carp, tilapia and salmon (l. 6). The lower classes may subsist on a kind of extruded nutrient paste (ll. 9-10).
euansmith

It is easy to scoff at the attempts of non-English speakers to translate things for those of us too lazy to learn even the rudiments of a foreign language… and that makes it even more fun!
- awjt
  
  But c’mahn, even google would translate it better from the original… they could get off their lazy butts and type the phrases into a search bar on a smartphone…
awjt

It’s a veritable Pantoum of yum. (will prepare Derridian analysis, posthaste)
- Jorpho
  
  Of course I had to look that up, and shortly found myself compelled to revisit “The Villanelle”, quite possibly the greatest Cat and Girl strip.
  http://catandgirl.com/archive/2006-09-22-cg0383villanelle.gif
EarthtoGeoff

It’s… it’s beautiful.
http://twitter.com/zeroanaphora แอ็ะปปี้

Yeah the boring explanation is someone (a machine?) translated ปลากะพง (bass) as individual words- ปลา กะ พง (fish estimate thicket).
- Robert
  
  I typed ปลากะพง into Google translate, and it gave me “Striped bass”. My guess is that someone used a dictionary manually, which is a no-no. Use the machines. The machines know more than you do.
http://twitter.com/UltraVerified UltraVerified

Oh these clever international marketing schemes ..

{where is this restaurant, and when does it open?}
Jorpho

This is totally worthy of a framed Esty crossstitch.