Men breaking into jewelry shop end up in KFC instead


16 Responses to “Men breaking into jewelry shop end up in KFC instead”

  1. timquinn says:

    Damn Apple maps again.

  2. etherist says:

    Awesome – life is imitating art.
    I just watched Woody Allen’s “Small Time Crooks” this weekend, and something just like this happens!

  3. Nash Rambler says:

    The fools!  Doesn’t KFC realize how close they came to losing the Colonel’s secret blend of eleven herbs and spices?!?

  4. millie fink says:

    A botched bit of chickenery chicanery .

  5. Spieguh says:

    Not the clearest diamonds on the block.

  6. doniphon says:

    Breathlessly he types…. “That’s one way to run afowl with the law.”

    For the Win!

    • Nash Rambler says:

      The grammar gorilla in me must point out that the correct usage would be “. . .one way to run afoul of the law.”

      But yes, you’re quite an amusing fellow.  Bravo.

  7. Deidzoeb says:

    They won’t be able to sell their story to the Coen Bros either.

  8. Surely the proper movie reference is “Big Deal on Madonna Street” (remade as “Crackers” and “Welcome to Collinwood.”)

  9. Daneel says:

    They should have done a cost/benefit analysis beforehand; no sense in risking gaol time for such a poultry reward.

  10. Ed O'Connor says:


  11. sockdoll says:

    “…yet ended up in the chickenery instead.”

    Get thee to a chickenery.

  12. 106milesite says:

    The pair of thieves were making their third attempt to rob the jewellers.

    If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.  -  Attributed to W. C. Fields

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