Seems there are 181,000 social media gurus on twitter. Here began the zombie apocalypse. (via NextDraft)

13 Responses to “How many social media gurus does it take to...”

  1. jandrese says:

    If you call yourself a social media Guru, I would hope you would be on Twitter.  

  2. Boundegar says:

    I’m wondering if we could somehow wire all those gurus in parallel and put them in amniotic pods and use them as a power source.

  3. sort of reminds me of the joke i saw last week on twitter: “how many SEO consultants does it take to screw SEO sex download teens porn cheap cigarettes viagra…”

  4. Sam says:

    Sure, 181,000… but aren’t there something like 500+ million accounts? 

    Context, people.

    • Funk Daddy says:

      All that context shows is an average of around 2000 fake accounts/bots per “guru”

      and 98 million other people who only have 1 or 2 old accounts/fake accounts each

  5. peregrinus says:

    When “guru” becomes mis-used to this extent, people start calling themselves yogis.  Then everyone gets confused and sees the Hanna-Barbera logo in their minds eye and the “big movement”, whatever it was, collapses.

  6. Souse says:

    People come to gurus — they don’t need to advertise.  It’s akin to calling yourself “classy”.

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