By Cory Doctorow at 3:41 pm Mon, Jan 14, 2013
The word lovingly should never be used to describe anything resembling castrated testicles.
The disciples of Cybele might disagree.
those things are big, must be modeled after felix baumgartner’s pair.
“Have you ever wondered what castrated testicles would look like, if they were lovingly rendered in chocolate?”
The perfect ice-breaker for a quiet elevator.
Castrated testicles with multiple varicoceles. Healthy nuts don’t have big honking blood vessels like that.
That’s an entire scrotum, not just a pair of nuts.
I haven’t even looked at the link and I want a unicorn chaser… :-o
Imagine getting that as a gift on Valentine’s Day.
I was imagining giving it and went looking for the price tag. The intended recipient specifically told me he likes to receive ‘weird shit’ as gifts. That ought to do it.
You follow up a post about crab lice with this?
I think it is safe to say: Worst Unicorn Chaser Ever.
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