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Cory Doctorow at 12:15 pm Mon, Jan 14, 2013

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The Horniman museum in London has this German wood-turned disc from which individual toy cows may be sliced in its Handling Collection. For some reason, I never imagined that this is where wooden animals came from, but it's an awfully clever way to make them.

toy animal (via Neatorama)

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  • Gilbert Wham

    The Horniman is a splendid place, i love it.

  • http://jonathan-peterson.com/ Jonathan Peterson

    it goes without saying that someone needs to replicate this in cheese

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Agenbroad/100002463876063 James Agenbroad

       I was actually thinking exactly the same thing…

      • Boundegar

        Actually I think this is what the Germans call a “bundt cow.”

  • Kenmrph

    Oh I get it… it’s a tauroid.

    • Preston Sturges

      Klein cow

      http://florence.cowparade.com/cow/detail/3269

  • fnc

    I guess this means you could buy toy cow by the radian?

    Which would make “cow pi” mean something different than what it sounds like.

    • Mark Dow

      Or get the whole thing. Cow tau.

      • DreamboatSkanky

        Or get the hole thing.

      • welcomeabored

        Circle as metaphor.  How tao, brown cow.

  • SamSam

    What’s pretty brilliant is that there is pretty much no way that you would get what this is without the piece cut out. You’d think it was some weird ring belonging to a piece of furniture, maybe to go on the end of a curtain rod or something.

    Might be an interesting way to hide secret messages in plain sight in some Victorian novel.

    • Kenmrph

      yes! I’m imagining a long, oddly gnarled piece of wood that reveals successive words in a message when cut at regular intervals.  Cory, for your next novel!

      • Daneel

        You know the only word you’ll find is Blackpool.

      • L_Mariachi

        I can’t find it now, but I’ve seen animation produced by rolling various colors of Play-Doh into a log such that each cross-section is a picture…  Ah, here it is.  Apparently the technique is called “strata-cut.” http://youtu.be/OBcEluA3Gig

    • noah django

      your post triggers a thought.  I read a book–long forgotten what it was, some kinda historical fiction but with a time-traveller–set during the time of the Spanish conquistadors.  the native people were using cords knotted in different configurations to send messages.  the Spaniards could not see them as anything other than decorative crafts.

      dunno if that was a real thing back then, but I always though it was neat.  as is this cow thing and your idea of coding messages this way.

      also, using a lathe is fun.  thanks Mr. Mills, my awesome 7th grade shop teacher!

      • Jerril

        The… Inca I think? used knotted cords as accounting tools, different knots for different values, to track how much you were owed for something.

        Right! Quipu ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quipu )

    • DrDave

      Your proposal for secret messages reminded me of silhouette canes, where the turned knob on the top of the cane cast a shadow of the profile of someone currently in official disfavor, such as Louis XVI or Napoleon.

      http://themanwhonevermissed.blogspot.sg/2012/03/clever-hairless-monkey-boys.html

  • Tristan b

    This automatized way of creating animals allowed to make big series of animals. I can remember huge Noah’s Arches made this way.  Here are three pictures taken from the excellent Brussels’ toy museum.  http://cl.ly/3B242g3I0u2o

  • Robert Cruickshank

    These animals would make a great cover for an edition of Animal Farm, ’cause that’s a volume of revolution, too.  

  • rachel ten bruggencate

    I had a farmset as a child in Germany that I am now 100% sure was made like this.

  • Daneel

    My dad did something similar when turning a replacement knight for a chess set.

  • dr

    This would be a nice aid for teaching the Theorem of Pappus.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/KV3PDLBSUEJ3YCGEWYUGDQ664E Leo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GoRJT9L-kf8

    Here’s a video on how it’s done

    • miasm

      BUT HOW DO THEY DO THE LEGS!!!!!!?

      • Robert Cruickshank

         You can see in the boiling scene that they’ve drilled a hole to help carve the legs. 

  • hipdadiddy

    “Does this manufacturing process make my butt look big?”

  • Anthony I

    That would make an awesome cheese wheel…

  • Preston Sturges

    How now, round cow?

  • allium

    Now, now, we didn’t get to the spherical cow from first principles. There were many incrimental steps along the way.

  • http://kff.myopenid.com/ hGUSs64m11nm3ssTYUKa

    There is a video from a German Small Children TV Show about this profession called “Reifendreher”.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoRJT9L-kf8

  • http://twitter.com/52WharfRoad ChameleonInBolinas

    Having neither horns nor udders, this looks much more like a sheep, than a cow. Still, pretty cool, and the video was fascinating, though dorky (and the woodworker wasn’t wearing safety glasses, shame on him).

  • http://dyingforbadmusic.com DFBM

    Oh it’s nice to see something from my home here in the ore mountains :)

  • http://imcravingpresidency.tumblr.com/ SedanChair

    1) Slice 13 degrees of cow toy from wheel.
    2) Provide cow toy to child.
    3) Direct child to engage in play and merriment with cow. Say “now is the time for play. Play with the cow! SCHNELL!”

  • Preston Sturges

    Nice to a story that does not involve CNC routers or 3-D printers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/KTRantingRedhead Katie MunchmaQuchi Smith

    The Horni-man museum? No wonder they’ve got wood. :oX

  • http://twitter.com/Tapsuli Tapani Kuusisto

    A silicone baking form? You could serve cow cake to your guests. Or ice cream, or just about anything…

  • smut clyde

    Now I want to do this with frozen steak.

  • McGreens

    I love article titles like this, that make little to no sense until you see the picture. “Ah yeah, a disc of wooden cow, of course!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Mann/1410926157 Michael Mann

    Hey, cool – it comes from the area where I live. Poor man lived in the mountain area and they traditionally make wooden toys. One time they invented that kind of “manufacturing technology”. Come here and visit the area – its worth. http://www.erzgebirge-tourismus.de/cgi-bin/click.system?navid=110&lang=en

  • http://twitter.com/YMBFA jb

    Still being made exactly the same way in Seiffen in Germany’s Erzgebirge