By Xeni Jardin at 7:43 pm Tue, Jan 15, 2013
Wow, the Taliban has way better looking members than the Church of Scientology.
Next on the To-Do list: G.O.P.
Apparently there is plenty of room for promotion with exciting management positions opening up all the time.
Best part, as usual with the Onion, is the last line: “For more information on the Taliban, visit the movement’s website at www.taliban.com or contact publicist Rachel Eberstein at firstname.lastname@example.org“
Ha… I of course checked the site…
I liked Comedy Central’s Indecision blog’s advitorial for Presbyterianism. “Look at these fucking bagpipes.”
Is there a satire exception to the “material support to terrorism” laws?
Because otherwise, some Federal prison’s newspaper is going to get a LOT funnier for the next 75 years to life.
[America: “Out-Onioning the Onion since 2001″]
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