Comments on: True facts about the seahorse

By: Jason Baker

Jason Baker — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 23:25:00 +0000

Tune in next week for the Glee version.

By: Michael

Michael — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:32:00 +0000

This guy should narrate my life, it makes no sense either. Now that I think of it, maybe I am a seahorse.

By: Michael

Michael — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:29:00 +0000

Thank you for sharing that. I needed a laugh.

By: chgoliz

chgoliz — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:27:00 +0000

Thanks for the reminder: time to re-watch that film.

By: ocker3

ocker3 — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 13:44:00 +0000

If you watch his other ‘true facts’ shows, I believe you’ll start to see where he’s going with it.

By: retepslluerb

retepslluerb — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 11:58:00 +0000

My video’s broken. Full of silly little beeps.

By: naam

naam — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 11:51:00 +0000

And you’re just, like, keeping those facts to yourself? No fair!

By: tamiw

tamiw — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 09:46:00 +0000

Absolutely hilarious video. But no; a number of the facts there are wrong. I don’t blame zefrank; they’ve been passed around the interwebs since time immemorial. I still loved every silly minute of it.

By: MrJM

MrJM — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 00:40:00 +0000

And I’m supposed to believe that these… creatures originated on Earth?

Give me a break!!1!

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 23:14:00 +0000

Wow, that’s like Grave of the Fireflies for seahorses.

By: rick stanley

rick stanley — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:03:00 +0000

you gotta see true facts about the angler fish. even funnier

By: dasanjos

dasanjos — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:44:00 +0000

Specially in this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ

By: Punchcard

Punchcard — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 21:38:00 +0000

He has a sequel to “the show”!

It is called “a show”.

http://ashow.zefrank.com/
For you, I strongly recommend the episode “True facts about Morgan Freeman”

By: Kenmrph

Kenmrph — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 20:24:00 +0000

WOOSH is the sound of me missing the obvious. Again.

By: the damned fool

the damned fool — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:58:00 +0000

I just KNEW ZeFrank couldn’t stay away forever! He’s sounding a bit like Morgan Freeman these days tho’.

By: Sheryl Westleigh

Sheryl Westleigh — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:49:00 +0000

Amusingly enough seahorses live on sea monkeys (brine shrimp).

By: Stephan Zielinski

Stephan Zielinski — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 19:03:00 +0000

Seahorses will eat brine shrimp, but they don’t do so in the wild– brine shrimp are restricted to inland salt lakes– and Seahorse Foods and Feeding notes, “Many fish stores recommend feeding this because as a live food, a lot of seahorses will react to it and eat it. However, there is virtually no nutritional value to them, and because seahorses have a short digestive tract, they can not even make use of the little bit nutrients there. Seahorses fed only this will slowly die of starvation, sometimes over a period of months.” (She goes on to suggest foods that will work, notably Mysis shrimp– which is a seahorse staple in the wild.)

By: Kenmrph

Kenmrph — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:46:00 +0000

I could have sworn I was listening to Ze Frank pitch-shifted down a bit.

By: ChickieD

ChickieD — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:23:00 +0000

A cool seahorse related thing: The Wilmington, NC aquarium has a seahorse exhibit. One of the little guys got his swim bladder all kerfluey so they were trying to figure out how to fix it. Well, putting him under more pressure was the solution it seemed. So, how was that done? They put him into a small container and then lowered him down in his little container into the great big tank – all the way to the bottom. And that fixed him all up. I just always liked to imagine this little guy going on that terrible ride down past the sharks, the moray eels, the skates, and all those bigger fishes who probably thought he looked like a nice snack.

By: gypsyspacemuffin

gypsyspacemuffin — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:51:00 +0000

“That is how the sea’hoarze do.”

By: showme

showme — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:43:00 +0000

Ah, I haven’t seen one of those since my last water polo tournament.

By: tristan eldritch

tristan eldritch — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:28:00 +0000

I used to wonder when I was younger if the seahorse was actually real or another burn like the sea monkey.

By: mappo

mappo — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:17:00 +0000

Sea Whores

By: Peter Kisner

Peter Kisner — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:01:00 +0000

“Cause he’s a seahorse
Of course
Surely he knows.

When you’re a seahorse
Of course
That’s how it goes.”

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2006/07/14/thing-a-week-41-seahorse/

By: Spocko

Spocko — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:59:00 +0000

Came here to make the same comment! I think I heard it more as Seawhores. but yours is more accurate.

By: Christopher

Christopher — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:56:00 +0000

Every aquarium in the world that has a seahorse exhibit should have a monitor with this video playing on a continuous loop. Preferably with some additional footage of seahorse porn.

By: s2redux

s2redux — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:55:00 +0000

Great; now all day my head will be echoing with “The Sea’hoarze” — thanx, Ze!