This news item is a few days old, but I'm just learning of it. A 50-year-old woman in Washington state is charged with manslaughter, for having reportedly smothered her boyfriend to death by lying on his face. In other words, she cut off his air supply with her breasts, which were said to be rather large. Police said a man and three women were also in the mobile home when it happened, and that "all were heavily intoxicated."

41 Responses to “Woman smothered boyfriend to death with "large breasts," say police”

  1. Navin_Johnson says:

    Titillating.

  2. Henry Pootel says:

    Insert pun not already made elsewhere here…

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  3. Christopher says:

    Russ Meyer is said to have purchased the film rights to the story…

    • Paul Renault says:

      It’s already been done.  (Not by Meyer.) (BTW, he’s dead, Chris.)

      Deadly Weapons

      /I can’t believe I’m the first to post this.

      //Actually saw it in the theatres when it came out.

      • welcomeabored says:

        I know it is the wet dream of many a man, but every time I see a woman with breasts as large as Chesty’s, I think she must have had so many problems to go with those enormous knockers, beginning with screaming back and shoulder pain.

        • Antinous / Moderator says:

          She did a live stage show after the film came out in which she entered the theater with two dwarfs carrying her breasts ahead of her.

  4. CSBD says:

    Pics or it never happened.

  5. big ryan says:

    if now isn’t the time to talk about breast control, when is? 

  6. capnmarrrrk says:

    #3 on “Cap’n Marrrrk’s List of Ways He Would Prefer to Die”

  7. 0lddutch says:

    Did it take the undertaker long to get the smile off his face?

  8. Lobster says:

    We all gotta go some day, and there are many worse ways to die.

    • ldobe says:

      I’d rather be shot in the torso than smothered.  I’d probably go into shock after a second or two, then pass out, whereas smothering is just terrifying, with the airhunger and the struggling for breath.

      • Lobster says:

         Really?  You wouldn’t actually like to die by smothering?  Because I would.  I literally meant that I want to suffocate to death.  Because I’m a moron, you see.

  9. Daniel Turnbull says:

    What a way to go !!!!!

  10. mkultra says:

    “I never thought I’d die this way. But I always really hoped.”

  11. Donald Petersen says:

    Surely someone’s gonna come along and tsk-tsk us to death for pointing and laffing at this poor fellow’s demise.  I mean, the dude’s life has ended, game over, and he probably was neither prepared nor willing to die, even in such an unusually warm and pillowy fashion.  As we learned last week, with or without the employment of deadly dreadlocks, domestic violence is never fu…

    Aw, hell, guys… I tried to keep a straight face.  I really did.

    Oh, and since nobody else has gotten around to it yet: Trailer Park!

    • MooseDesign says:

      Thank you for attempting to nip that in the boob for us.

    • Navin_Johnson says:

      I know. Outrageous ‘news of the weird’ type stories should be free game without having to write a long disclaimer about “how you are making light, but fully understand that violence etc. etc..”  Especially ones that are begging for bad puns!

  12. Clark says:

    I bet his wife is none too pleased.

  13. MooseDesign says:

    I can’t believe I failed to keep abreast of this news!

  14. Well we know what’s next on the agenda after gun control laws are passed.  Women cherish your breasts while you still can.

  15. Finnagain says:

    ..alcohol was involved. Go figure.

  16. Hot under the collar ….

  17. A brest of fresh air ….

  18. CHilke says:

    I hope the James Bond producers are paying attention.

  19. niktemadur says:

    I like the Monty Python variation better.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOtFHF5WdQ

  20. jackbird says:

    I so hope this happened to the dreadlock strangulation guy.

  21. Thank you you wonderful reporter you. Cynicism is all gone, even a zealbound DA N/A (per neighbor testimony to previous git-off-me TMI.) Also a case of hair pull FAIL; if he had pulled his own…

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