This news item is a few days old, but I'm just learning of it. A 50-year-old woman in Washington state is charged with manslaughter, for having reportedly smothered her boyfriend to death by lying on his face. In other words, she cut off his air supply with her breasts, which were said to be rather large. Police said a man and three women were also in the mobile home when it happened, and that "all were heavily intoxicated."

  • Navin_Johnson

    Titillating.

    • http://www.facebook.com/postelwait Cameron Postelwait

      …for the breast of us as well.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jaime.allsup Jaime Colin Allsup

      Mamslaughter.

      • mappo

         Bosom?  She killed him!

    • http://www.facebook.com/postelwait Cameron Postelwait

      hoping for some uplifting news for a change.

  • Henry Pootel

    Insert pun not already made elsewhere here…

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    • humanresource

      [muffled reply]

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Freethinkersanon Christopher

    Russ Meyer is said to have purchased the film rights to the story…

    • Paul Renault

      It’s already been done.  (Not by Meyer.) (BTW, he’s dead, Chris.)

      Deadly Weapons

      /I can’t believe I’m the first to post this.

      //Actually saw it in the theatres when it came out.

      • welcomeabored

        I know it is the wet dream of many a man, but every time I see a woman with breasts as large as Chesty’s, I think she must have had so many problems to go with those enormous knockers, beginning with screaming back and shoulder pain.

        • Antinous / Moderator

          She did a live stage show after the film came out in which she entered the theater with two dwarfs carrying her breasts ahead of her.

          • welcomeabored

            Nice to know Doc and Happy are still getting contract work… it’s uplifting.

      • Gloo

        3D ?

  • CSBD

    Pics or it never happened.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Courtesy of Doris Wishman’s vivid imagination.

  • big ryan

    if now isn’t the time to talk about breast control, when is? 

    • peregrinus

       It’s way too soon.  NBA says so.

    • dave3

      The only defense from a bad gal with giant breasts is a good guy with giant breasts.  Or something….., right?

  • capnmarrrrk

    #3 on “Cap’n Marrrrk’s List of Ways He Would Prefer to Die”

  • 0lddutch

    Did it take the undertaker long to get the smile off his face?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mikesilvermanks Mike Silverman

    Death…..by snu snu

    • theophrastvs

       i thought snu-snu was a bit more… southern.  this is more like death by 咪咪/mi-mi

  • Lobster

    We all gotta go some day, and there are many worse ways to die.

    • ldobe

      I’d rather be shot in the torso than smothered.  I’d probably go into shock after a second or two, then pass out, whereas smothering is just terrifying, with the airhunger and the struggling for breath.

      • Lobster

         Really?  You wouldn’t actually like to die by smothering?  Because I would.  I literally meant that I want to suffocate to death.  Because I’m a moron, you see.

  • Daniel Turnbull

    What a way to go !!!!!

  • http://craftbeergnome.com mkultra

    “I never thought I’d die this way. But I always really hoped.”

  • Donald Petersen

    Surely someone’s gonna come along and tsk-tsk us to death for pointing and laffing at this poor fellow’s demise.  I mean, the dude’s life has ended, game over, and he probably was neither prepared nor willing to die, even in such an unusually warm and pillowy fashion.  As we learned last week, with or without the employment of deadly dreadlocks, domestic violence is never fu…

    Aw, hell, guys… I tried to keep a straight face.  I really did.

    Oh, and since nobody else has gotten around to it yet: Trailer Park!

    • MooseDesign

      Thank you for attempting to nip that in the boob for us.

    • Navin_Johnson

      I know. Outrageous ‘news of the weird’ type stories should be free game without having to write a long disclaimer about “how you are making light, but fully understand that violence etc. etc..”  Especially ones that are begging for bad puns!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WV2FCQLT2ZZN3IMI6ZPZ6O77KU Clark

    I bet his wife is none too pleased.

  • MooseDesign

    I can’t believe I failed to keep abreast of this news!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jaime.allsup Jaime Colin Allsup

    Well we know what’s next on the agenda after gun control laws are passed.  Women cherish your breasts while you still can.

    • Navin_Johnson

       There’s going to be a run on enlargements.

  • Finnagain

    ..alcohol was involved. Go figure.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jjamesgoodman James JJ Goodman

    Hot under the collar ….

  • http://www.facebook.com/jjamesgoodman James JJ Goodman

    A brest of fresh air ….

  • CHilke

    I hope the James Bond producers are paying attention.

  • niktemadur

    I like the Monty Python variation better.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOtFHF5WdQ

  • jackbird

    I so hope this happened to the dreadlock strangulation guy.

  • http://profiles.google.com/steve.nordquist Steve Nordquist

    Thank you you wonderful reporter you. Cynicism is all gone, even a zealbound DA N/A (per neighbor testimony to previous git-off-me TMI.) Also a case of hair pull FAIL; if he had pulled his own…