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Valentines from Brian Ewing

Cory Doctorow at 4:07 pm Wed, Jan 23, 2013

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Boing Boing favorite Brian Ewing (Ghosbusters in a Rat Fink car, Anatomical Frankenstein) has a line of Valentine's cards with scratch-off secret messages:

I collaborated with animator CRANKBUNNY to create a nerdy and awesome Valentine scratch-off card.
The card reveals one (of four) secret messages*  underneath a heart within a skeletal chest cavity. It can be used for more than just a traditional Valentine's card. Use the card to break up with someone. Quit your job. Or just to pay your rent late. Great for someone you love or hate any time of the year. Soften the blow or sweeten the deal...and be awesome while doing it!

*1. Your Coffin Or Mine
*2. Your Heart Belongs To Me
*3. My Body's A Zombie For You
*4. I've Got A Heart On For You

VALENTINES!!! IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR...SO TRY TO BE RAD FOR ONCE! (Thanks, Brian!)

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Philip-Shade/608239028 Philip Shade

    Used one of these to propose to my wife.

  • pjcamp

    And it smells like . . . bronchitis? Emphysema? Crisco? Because if it ain’t scratch and sniff, why bother?

  • http://twitter.com/CrankbunnyShop Crankbunny Shop

    I remember that card Philip!

  • shutz

    I know what it’s supposed to look like, but my very first impression was that I was being goatse’d.  Was that intentional, or is my mind in a particularly deep gutter?

  • jolievie

    Haaa ha brilliant love it
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    poems are hard
    haaaa