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MAC cosmetics Archie Comics line asks, "Are you a Betty or a Veronica?"

Xeni Jardin at 1:23 pm Fri, Jan 25, 2013

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Sigh. Because, like, the whole gender role thing is binary. But, binary as in, are you Betty or are you Veronica. It hits stores February 7. More pix here. (HT: @marynmck)

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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  • http://twitter.com/SpenceJMNelson Spence Nelson

    Haha wasn’t this same concept a rejected Sterling Cooper campaign? It was tired in fictional 1960-something.

  • Benjamin Palmer

    I feel like this came from a Mad Men episode. (They actually did Jackie or Marilyn, but yea, it was this)

  • jandrese

    Bad news Betty and Veronica, that is the gayest Archie ever.  He’s so gay he has sculpted his hair to look like a muff. 

    • MaximumOvertroll

      Should’ve gone for the Hashtag Mullet.

    • mikei

       Archie’s taste includes both snails and oysters.

    • cdh1971

      Oh Reaally…

      /pricks up ears 

  • http://twitter.com/coherent_light Scott Elyard

    Well, I’m more of a Jughead anyway.

    • MaximumOvertroll

      HIVEMIND!

      • http://abrightcontainer.tumblr.com/ manybellsdown

        We seriously all came to the comments just to say that.

        • Donald Petersen

          This.  Leaving in a huff, lest someone accuse me of incipient Weatherbee-hood.

  • MaximumOvertroll

    I’m Jughead.

    • http://twitter.com/digitalArtform Joseph Francis

       I wanted to be, but I couldn’t find the hat.

  • Ito Kagehisa

    That’s not Betty and Veronica from Archie Comics!

    It’s Betty Page and Dyanne Thorne.

    • http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke

      And Archie looks like Damien Lewis. 

  • wysinwyg

    I’m a Betty.

    Wait, guys can answer too, right?

    • Antinous / Moderator

      I don’t think that they’re referring to Sweaty Bettys.

  • tomservojr

    MAC Cosmetics doesn’t ask that question—the Racked post (and source Fashion post) does. Unless we’re just outraged on the assumption that they’re asking.

  • Ramone

    It’s worth looking at the actual products which use the comic art quite well. But yeah, those models are straight outta Vampire Diaries.

  • Matthew Schmeer

    What, no Miss Grundy option? Really?

  • Michael A

    Um. Its a collection based around the makeup style worn by the characters? Not the character’s/user’s personality/gendertype itself. What exactly is the problem?

    If a football manufacturer marketed a football that was better for one style of throwing technique, and another ball better at a different technique, is that saying all throwers of footballs (typically male as they may be) MUST fall into one of these categories? Or that these balls could be purchased by those who happen to throw in such a style, to enable better throws?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Peter-Bailey/1811406 Peter Bailey

      Indeed. What’s more — a lot of women like to look (traditionally and conventionally) pretty and wear make-up to do so. A lot of them are blonde or brunette. A lot of them have fond memories of old comics.

      It’s possible to enjoy traditional gender roles and existing archetypes of female beauty without forcing them on others.

  • V

    The correct either/or question will always be ‘Ginger or Mary Ann’

    • Donald Petersen

      Some of us go for the Loveys.

    • doniphon

      Those of us whose television watching straddled the 1960′s and 1970′s may opt for “Jennifer Marlowe or Bailey Quarters.”

      • ackpht

        Bailey, without question. Jennifer was great to look at, but a bit… well, frosty; a bit smug. Those big lens-less glasses on Bailey…mmmmm.

      • gellfex

        For me it was Morticia or Jeannie………I lie, Morticia always won.

    • deadbot

      Not ‘Betty or Wilma’?

      • http://twitter.com/beep54orama B E Pratt

         Wait, what about Patty or Cathy Lane?? And they were at least different :)

      • JesseQ

        I’d go with Betty but I’d be thinking of Wilma.

  • Antinous / Moderator

    Weren’t Betty and Veronica supposed to be different?

    • daev

      I was thinking the same same thing, the image misses the whole good girl/bad girl vibe and instead says “Fuck it. Let’s have a threesome.”

      • Antinous / Moderator

        Given how much makeup they’re wearing, all three of them could be the same model.

  • http://deansli.st/ Dean Putney

    They forgot Cheryl Blossom! Life isn’t so simple that you can just leave out the third option.

  • http://twitter.com/3148delCT Sara

    Penny Century would’ve frightened the poor lad to death, but not before Maggie and Hopey got Doyle and Mike to kick his ass.

  • marilove

    Ah, yes, the Virgin-or-Whore?! thing. HOW ORIGINAL!

    • L_Mariachi

      You’re criticizing a dynamic between teenagers in a 70+ year old children’s comic book series for not having a nuanced portrayal of the various modalities of real-world adult relationships?

      • Antinous / Moderator

        I’m not sure that asking for a better approximation than virgin or whore really constitutes a demand for nuance.

      • marilove

        Um. No… I was criticizing a 2013 MAC advertisement that is using a 70+ year old comic that no one reads any more to utilize the overused virgin/whore trope.

        I mean … dude.

  • pjcamp

    Ok, Archie did not bling it up. Specially not with 4 earrings.

  • Jake0748

    Yeah. As a geek kid who actually sometimes read  Archie comic books – this has absolutely nothing to do with that. 

  • BarBarSeven

    Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. Betty cannot be a skank. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/ray.hall.7140497 Ray Hall

    Stolen from a Mad Men episode!!

  • http://redesigned.com redesigned

    What about Midge and Ethel?

    • orangedesperado

      Yes, leave that Archie Andrews out of this, and lets have some diversity of body type and intellect.

  • Daemonworks

    Totally a Betty.
    Which is odd, as I’m a straight, cisgender male. Go figure.

  • Angela Stanbrough

    Well, to be fair, Mac also has a Wonder Woman line coming out.

  • CLamb

    No products for Archie?

  • Adam Goetz

    dont worry Xeni, we are the change we want to create. we’ll get there but knowing the pit holes facing us is necessary so we can fill them and move on. no sighing needed but totally understood.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannonleowheeler Shannon Wheeler

    I can almost smell stale cigarettes and cheap perfume through that picture.

  • cdh1971

    I’ll take the adorable Archie lookalike. I’m sure he’s about as into those two frau…cough…leins as I am.

  • numbskull

    “We’ve been challenged by our fan base to give them wholesome entertainment and to make sure when kids go looking on the Net to find wholesome entertainment at our trademarks, they find it,”- Chuck Grimes, the 1999 vice president of business affairs for the company that owned the Archie brand
    FAIL
    http://articles.latimes.com/1999/jan/20/business/fi-65256