Comments on: Vampire reborn babies

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 22:13:00 +0000

Vampires don’t shit.

By: chris jimson

chris jimson — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 18:13:00 +0000

If I understand the “science” behind vampirism (yeah, I now, it’s not science at all, but anyway. . . ) once you become a vampire you stop aging. So a baby vampire will always be dependent, an eternity of crying, changing diapers, and bloody bottle feedings. Now THAT’S a true nightmare.

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 09:09:00 +0000

In real life, children grow up and try to push you into the coffin.

By: Daemonworks

Daemonworks — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 09:07:00 +0000

Well, real children are basically parasitic in nature, so why not?

By: That_Anonymous_Coward

That_Anonymous_Coward — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 08:51:00 +0000

whats that behind you!

By: drmeglet

drmeglet — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 03:42:00 +0000

Just this week I had a nightmare about the always hungry 2 month old I am breastfeeding being a vampire child who could fly and talk. Thank you internet for making this even more creepy-real-frightening.

By: esquire

esquire — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 20:47:00 +0000

I was JUST thinking about this last night while watching my two-toothed one-year-old crawl around. What if he was a vampbaby? If his eye teeth haven’t grown in yet, would he be fangless? Would we have to bottle feed him blood? Would we want to? If his development was stunted at the time of his turning, wouldn’t he be a fangless vampbaby for the rest of eternity? Would it make sense for us to get bitten ourselves just so we could take care of him for eternity? Would we want to?

I recently read and watched “Let the Right One In,” which undoubtedly informed my musings…

By: Guest

Guest — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:58:00 +0000

What a great haunted house prop!

By: technogeekagain

technogeekagain — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:06:00 +0000

Hm. I want one of these set up as a hand puppet, to _really_ freak people out…