Comments on: Goatse.cx will soon reboot as a Goatse-branded email service

By: AnthonyC

AnthonyC — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:34:00 +0000

Haha. You said backends.

By: Joe Malts

Joe Malts — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:05:00 +0000

But you don’t bore people when you talk about what you jammed up your ass last night for the umpteenth time?

By: silvio figueroa lopez

silvio figueroa lopez — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 15:42:00 +0000

Oigan!…Esa foto de esos dos: MOSTRANDO las NALGAS…Eso es una FALTA de RESPETO y una VULGARIDAD….
No mas OFENSAS!….

Atte: isvloi

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:53:00 +0000

How many mail servers don’t already block anything from goatse.cx?

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 06:34:00 +0000

Instead of “mail transfer agent” and “mail client”, are they “giver” and “receiver”?

By: Rindan

Rindan — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 06:01:00 +0000

Meh. My work has lots of boring people in it. If I get a bob@goatse.cx resume and they look competent, they get on my short list for an interview. We have a thousand and one unimaginative and boring men and women hunkered down in ’burbclaves with there 1.2 children who can drop a man unconscious from 30 paces with talking about their son’s t-ball game or tales of how much they wasted on their boring ass TV system or car or whatever stupid thing they bought recently.

By: pjcamp

pjcamp — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 02:25:00 +0000

I absolutely do not not not want to read my mail through one of those.

By: cellocgw

cellocgw — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 01:40:00 +0000

Somehow this seems to be a complete reversal of Rule 34

By: bcsizemo

bcsizemo — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 01:21:00 +0000

Unless it automatically inserts “that” picture into every email I send I’m really not interested.

By: HubrisSonic

HubrisSonic — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 01:19:00 +0000

ah hell no.

By: Aaron Gilliland

Aaron Gilliland — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 23:49:00 +0000

These days, email can be hard to grasp. Send a message to my husband? I might as well shout into a deep, dark cavern. But there’s a new way to email, friend, and it’s available now from Goatse Labs.

Introducing Goatse-brand email, from Goatse Labs.

Our Goatse engineers have worked their fingers to the bone to give you a superior product, and now it’s time for you to take it.

Just listen to this testimonial:

“As a busy wife and mother, my household duties don’t leave me much time to email. But when I do email, I use Goatse-brand.”

Goatse brand. Get a grip on life.

*goaatseee brannnnnnnnd*

By: Halloween_Jack

Halloween_Jack — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:15:00 +0000

You figure that there has to be at least one meme that couldn’t imaginably be monetized…

By: geoelectric

geoelectric — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:12:00 +0000

It will no doubt immediately be blackholed.

By: Ambiguity

Ambiguity — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 22:08:00 +0000

I have such mixed feelings about this. Not with the one hand of the other, but, you know, when both hands are taken into account, as it were…

By: Antinous / Moderator

Antinous / Moderator — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:40:00 +0000

That assumption seems like a stretch.

By: pickledbeatnik

pickledbeatnik — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:28:00 +0000

This is probably one of the strangest things ever.

By: Dlo Burns

Dlo Burns — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:04:00 +0000

You could try
-themotherload@goatse.cx
-motherofall@goatse.cx
-mommycanIhave@goatse.cx
-mommywhatisit@goatse.cx

By: 10xor01

10xor01 — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:46:00 +0000

Mother’s Day is coming up. I wonder if mom@goatse.cx is already taken.

By: CSBD

CSBD — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:28:00 +0000

I was being sarcastic about the terrible stuff going on.

By: franko

franko — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:27:00 +0000

sounds like an email service you’d want to subscribe to if you wanted to be sure that nobody EVER EVER EVER opened or responded to something from your email address.

By: Stooge

Stooge — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:21:00 +0000

On the nth hand, a goatse email on your resumé might be just the thing if you specialise in bleeding-edge email backends.

By: Alexander Rennerfelt

Alexander Rennerfelt — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:19:00 +0000

They’re actually already up and running. I bought mine as soon as possible. Some places filter the address out though so it’s not usable everywhere.

By: oasisob1

oasisob1 — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 20:04:00 +0000

Further proof that if a gap exists on the internet, someone will fill it. And that’s a pretty big gap to fill, indeed.

By: Robbo

Robbo — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:56:00 +0000

And what, pray tell, will their logo look like? : )

By: Jerril

Jerril — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:45:00 +0000

On the one hand, I will never buy the “You can’t do that, terrible things are happening in the world!” argument. It’s basically the distillation of Stop Having Fun Guy.

On the other hand, I’m with you on the resumes – I don’t work in an industry where that would be even remotely appropriate.

On the gripping hand, just because you have an email address doesn’t mean it’s your only email address, or the one you put on your resumes. One of my World of Warcraft characters has an email address, fer crissakes.

By: Paul Bailey

Paul Bailey — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:36:00 +0000

Will it have a huge space for outgoing content?

By: fuzzyfuzzyfungus

fuzzyfuzzyfungus — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:36:00 +0000

I’m assuming that they’ll be offering ample storage capacity?

By: CSBD

CSBD — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 19:14:00 +0000

With all of the terrible/important things going on in the world and USA right now, I am glad someone took the time to make this happen.

I will be especially happy if it gives me one more criteria for throwing out resumes.