Titanium multitool ring with five tools (including moustache comb!)

Etsy seller boonerings has a $385 titanium "utility ring" with five in-built tools: "a working bottle opener, a straight blade perfect for cutting packing tape or fishing line, a serrated blade for tougher things like nylon strapping or those tough to open electronics heat sealed packages, a saw for cutting plastic and wood, and it has a comb" (the comb is recommended primarily for moustaches).

The Man Ring: Titanium Utility Ring (via OhGizmo)


    1. They’ll never notice it. They are far too busy looking for water bottles, laughing at images on the pornoscanner and harassing non-terrorists.

    1. Why? I had a titanium wedding band. Inlaid with silver strips. (I still do have it, I just don’t wear it since I got divorced)
      It was light and metallic, everything a ring should be. Didn’t tarnish, didn’t corrode onto my finger etc.

      1. my fiance is an emergency dept doc.  she won’t let anyone buy titanium rings as they can’t be cut off easily in case of emergency.  especially avoid the titanium cock rings, apparently.

        1. I can see that, but every gold or silver ring I ever had ended up misshapen after just a year or two. My titanium one is perfect after 10 1/2 years.

          1. we weren’t talking about steel.  aerospace titanium, near impossible according to the link.  regular titanium requires 2 cuts to cut it off.  be my guest to put your digits or other parts in harms way.

          2. “Near impossible according to the link”?  According to the link:

            One could still be cut loose from it, but the process would be a bit more involved.

            Not saying I’d recommend aerospace grade titanium rings any more than you would.  Just saying you might be exaggerating a bit.

        1.  Actually no, very much the opposite.

          It’s pretty remarkable in that it flexes without fatigue. I recall a titanium bicycle frame a few years ago that had a centimetre or two of elastomer placed in the junction between the seatstays and seatpost, and no mechanical hinge on the chainstays. The manufacturers were confident metal fatigue would not be an issue.

  1. Getting caught by some TSA mouth breather with this sort of “tool” is probably proof enough for them that you are terrorist and that you are volunteering for a whole lot of goatse-esque cavity searches etc.  Now that they have gotten rid of the porno scanners… they are left only with suspicions and rubber gloves to protect liberty and freedom from the terrorists.

    1. They only got rid of one brand of Pronoscanner, there are still others.  Depends which brand your airport bought. 

      My complaint with this product is that all of the tools are small enough to be annoying to use.  Cutting packing tape is fine, but for almost anything else it’s going to be awkward.  Even sharpening a knife that small (which you will have to do a lot because Titanium doesn’t hold an edge as well as carbon steel) is difficult, especially with the huge ring part getting in the way. 

      How often are you going to be asked to saw through a pencil in your lifetime? 

        1. I don’t have too much of a problem with that. If this guy is still doing stuff like he did ten years ago, he’s making these ring himself. He has a CNC machine, and in many cases he makes rings to order. I love my titanium wedding band!

  2. I like this a lot, but also see how this can make False Authority Figures panic.

    It also reminds me quite a lot of these:


    My late Grandfather had one–he worked as a deliveryman. I take it that wearing one of these within the same zip code as an airport would get you arrested now.

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