Rob Beschizza at 5:36 am Thu, Jan 31, 2013
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Just when I thought the monkey was off my back, along comes King frakking Kong with the superfly off the top rope.
i’m excited about this, and hope to see this FINALLY come to fruition.
I got an early copy of the script. Here are some excerpts:
“Thank you for coming to this movie. Please go to the lobby and retrieve the following, 4 extra large popcorns, 10 ice cream bars, 50 diet cokes in collector’s glasses…”
Am I the only one hoping it’s narrated by Chuck Norris? (William Shatner and Mr. T would also be acceptable.)
Why? Chuck Norris is a hateful bigot, no matter how many nerds memeworship him.
Well then, Cate Blanchett it is.
I sincerely hope for this to be a false rumour.
I’m waiting for the Christopher Guest World of Warcraft movie. Now THAT I’d like to see.
Based on his past work, I’d have thought Uwe Boll would have been first choice for this project. Maybe he is busy on, “Total Crapathon: German Tax Write Off Extreme (Part XXI)”
Only if he did a movie about the people playing the game instead of the game itself.
I was thinking along those lines, yes.
Any word on who’s going to play Leeroy Jenkins?
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