Genital-kicking woman arrested

In an unbylined report, the Bradenton Herald reports that a Florida woman accused of kicking people in the genitals was charged Tuesday with battery: "The foot pursuit ended with Collins allegedly turning and punching the deputy, causing his sunglasses to fall off." [via The Awl]



  1. She was only trying to save her fellow Floridians from the insidious infiltration into human society of a cunning cabal of male angler fish.


    1. He was working undercover, and the sunglasses were there to prevent her from recognizing his package.

      1. Oooooohhhhh, now I understand the song “Sunglasses at night.” I’m so dense. :-) You’re fuckin’ pretty loud, Florida!

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