In an unbylined report, the Bradenton Herald reports that a Florida woman accused of kicking people in the genitals was charged Tuesday with battery: "The foot pursuit ended with Collins allegedly turning and punching the deputy, causing his sunglasses to fall off." [via The Awl]

10 Responses to “Genital-kicking woman arrested”

  1. Brainspore says:

    Does the criminal charge disqualify her from the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” prize money?

  2. Navin_Johnson says:

    Guess you could say she’s a bit nuts…  :(

  3. Chris Hogan says:

    She was only trying to save her fellow Floridians from the insidious infiltration into human society of a cunning cabal of male angler fish.

    WAKE UP PEOPLE!

  4. MikeKStar says:

    Well ain’t that a kick in the nuts!

  5. he was wearing his sunglasses on his balls?  or was this a different foot pursuit?

    • voiceinthedistance says:

      He was working undercover, and the sunglasses were there to prevent her from recognizing his package.

      • jdo says:

        Oooooohhhhh, now I understand the song “Sunglasses at night.” I’m so dense. :-) You’re fuckin’ pretty loud, Florida!

  6. Gulliver says:

    What a ball breaker!

    Move over Green Hornet. Beware the Chicago Karate Ninja!

    No sack is safe.

  7. Dlo Burns says:

    I could never speak to this woman for fear of non-ending Freudian slips; “So do you have the time? My cocks all wrong”

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