In an unbylined report, the Bradenton Herald reports that a Florida woman accused of kicking people in the genitals was charged Tuesday with battery: "The foot pursuit ended with Collins allegedly turning and punching the deputy, causing his sunglasses to fall off." [via The Awl]

  • Brainspore

    Does the criminal charge disqualify her from the “America’s Funniest Home Videos” prize money?

    • http://twitter.com/beep54orama B E Pratt

       No.

  • Navin_Johnson

    Guess you could say she’s a bit nuts…  :(

  • Chris Hogan

    She was only trying to save her fellow Floridians from the insidious infiltration into human society of a cunning cabal of male angler fish.

    WAKE UP PEOPLE!

  • MikeKStar

    Well ain’t that a kick in the nuts!

  • http://www.facebook.com/postelwait Cameron Postelwait

    he was wearing his sunglasses on his balls?  or was this a different foot pursuit?

    • voiceinthedistance

      He was working undercover, and the sunglasses were there to prevent her from recognizing his package.

      • jdo

        Oooooohhhhh, now I understand the song “Sunglasses at night.” I’m so dense. :-) You’re fuckin’ pretty loud, Florida!

  • Gulliver

    What a ball breaker!

    Move over Green Hornet. Beware the Chicago Karate Ninja!

    No sack is safe.

  • http://daruiburns.tumblr.com/ Dlo Burns

    I could never speak to this woman for fear of non-ending Freudian slips; “So do you have the time? My cocks all wrong”