By Cory Doctorow at 12:58 pm Fri, Feb 1, 2013
Sweden's Pipparkakan sells porny "kama sutra" cookie cutters, which would probably come in handy for V-day. They're 250 Swedish Krona (USD40) per set.
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“come in handy for V-day”
At I glance I saw that as “Vd-day”
Aren’t they the same?
That said: “come in handy” is a great tip for avoiding VD.
At least mis-read it as Vj-day!
Funny story: the idea for this product actually came about due to a hard-of-hearing-spouse and a request for nookie.
no Mudflap Girl?
haha! awesome…reminds me of this card i found on amazon (not really sure if it’s considered NSFW but it might be….slightly more graphic than the cookie cutters): http://www.amazon.com/Days-Xmas-Christmas-Greeting-Cards/dp/B002TMTWHO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1359753134&sr=8-2&keywords=nobleworks+1629
Yeah, but wait until her husband comes home.
These are cute, but I imagine with the way most cookies expand when baked they’d become merely oddly-shaped blobs.
Also, bottom row, second from the left…check out the size of that guy’s unit!
If you make the cookies right, they don’t expand.
http://art.penny-arcade.com/Dickerdoodles (NSFW if you work with gingerbread people)
Please, God, no white icing.
I’d be more worried about the chocolate.
I think a reasonable compromise is “Please, God, no icing.”
“Honey, you should really have that gumdrop looked at by a specialist.”
Oh no, that name is so tacky … “the gingerbread” is “pEpparkakan” in Swedish. But when you replace E with an I you get a very clear (and slangy) reference to … oh well, the type of activities those figures are performing. Would you buy cookie cutters called “The f***bread”?
I am definitely recommending these to a few people I know who hate their in-laws coming over for the holidays. Especially the type of in-laws who would never actually call you out for using sex-position cookie cutters, but would instead sit there looking uncomfortable and then passive-aggressively insult the pot roast.
You’re more or less describing a scene from La Cage aux Folles.
I know. I really love that movie.
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