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Kama Sutra cookie-cutters

Cory Doctorow at 12:58 pm Fri, Feb 1, 2013

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Sweden's Pipparkakan sells porny "kama sutra" cookie cutters, which would probably come in handy for V-day. They're 250 Swedish Krona (USD40) per set.

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SomeGuyNamedMark

“come in handy for V-day”

At I glance I saw that as “Vd-day”
- trefecta
  
  Aren’t they the same?
  
  That said: “come in handy” is a great tip for avoiding VD.
- Bill McGonigle
  
  At least mis-read it as Vj-day!
Brainspore

Funny story: the idea for this product actually came about due to a hard-of-hearing-spouse and a request for nookie.
chaopoiesis

no Mudflap Girl?
Adam

haha! awesome…reminds me of this card i found on amazon (not really sure if it’s considered NSFW but it might be….slightly more graphic than the cookie cutters): http://www.amazon.com/Days-Xmas-Christmas-Greeting-Cards/dp/B002TMTWHO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1359753134&sr=8-2&keywords=nobleworks+1629
Brainspore

Yeah, but wait until her husband comes home.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Freethinkersanon Christopher

These are cute, but I imagine with the way most cookies expand when baked they’d become merely oddly-shaped blobs.

Also, bottom row, second from the left…check out the size of that guy’s unit!
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Linley-Lee/665497022 Linley Lee
  
  If you make the cookies right, they don’t expand.
jackbird

http://art.penny-arcade.com/Dickerdoodles (NSFW if you work with gingerbread people)
http://twitter.com/twjpdx23 Tony Jordan

related: http://www.carnalcookies.com
Antinous / Moderator

Please, God, no white icing.
- Brainspore
  
  I’d be more worried about the chocolate.
  - http://twitter.com/anonotwit anonotwit
    
    I think a reasonable compromise is “Please, God, no icing.”
    - allium
      
      “Honey, you should really have that gumdrop looked at by a specialist.”
wordord

Oh no, that name is so tacky … “the gingerbread” is “pEpparkakan” in Swedish. But when you replace E with an I you get a very clear (and slangy) reference to … oh well, the type of activities those figures are performing. Would you buy cookie cutters called “The f***bread”?
Velocirapt42

I am definitely recommending these to a few people I know who hate their in-laws coming over for the holidays. Especially the type of in-laws who would never actually call you out for using sex-position cookie cutters, but would instead sit there looking uncomfortable and then passive-aggressively insult the pot roast.
- Antinous / Moderator
  
  You’re more or less describing a scene from La Cage aux Folles.
  - Velocirapt42
    
    I know. I really love that movie.