Strawberry that looks like a bear


31 Responses to “Strawberry that looks like a bear”

  1. sethgodin says:

    That doesn’t look like a bear. It looks like the Virgin Mary.

  2. Andrew Reid says:

    It’s an awesome strawberry, but for some reason, now I want bacon…

  3. FusionEnvy says:

    Bacon 6 @ 4:30 P.M.       I will be there at 4:29. And bring the strawberry!

  4. SuperMatt says:

    Just look at it.

  5. Roman Berry says:

    Know what would really be awesome? Bears that look like strawberries!

  6. Lewis Baumstark says:

    First thought was “Bearyl Strawberry”

  7. That_Anonymous_Coward says:

    You are what you eat… and sadly I can now confirm what exactly it was that happened on that dark day in Strawberryland.  All we had to work with was a red smudge that first was thought to be jelly… sadly it was the remains of Ms. Shortcake.

    The StrawBeary will be brought to fruit animal control and most likely will be put down as a danger to society.  The public defender appointed to represent The Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak has petitioned the court to release his client from jail in light of this new evidence.

    We were unable to reach Custard cat for comment on this sad turn of events.

    • bcsizemo says:

      You are what you eat

      Obviously consumption of one of these is required before someone can truly realize what it means to have a right to bear arms.  Pic related…

  8. Bink Binkerson says:

    Look like a threat to Freedom® and the American Way of Life.   99 years at Gitmo.  Now.

  9. prawojazdy says:


  10. Caffeine99 says:

    There’s a Monsanto joke in there somewhere…

  11. Øyvind says:

     I will eat that StrawBear…and then its powers will be mine!

  12. Antinous / Moderator says:

    If I were a drug dealer, I would definitely have a strawberry that looks like a bear.

  13. niktemadur says:


    Oh that’s good… that’s beary good!

  14. miasm says:

    Finally! Untold years of genetic manipulation bear fruit.

  15. Petzl says:

    Finally I have vindication that all these years worshipping Lord Shardik have not been in vain.

  16. Cluckx3 says:

    Ahh thats cool as hell :3

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