Beyonce and the Illuminati

NewImage At the Super Bowl on Sunday, Beyonce flashed the Illumanti triangle and it caused the stadium lights to fail. Either that or she was referencing her husband Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella Records "dynasty sign." I prefer the former.

"Super PAC: Yes, Beyonce's Super Bowl Halftime Performance Was the Work of the Illuminati" (Thanks, Rick Pescovitz!)



    1. The Illuminati is the honey badger of conspiracies.  Bring it on, they don’t care! They laugh at the Righteous Right’s pathetic attempts to expose them.

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  1. Listen, if you’re going to find hidden meaning in every goddamn triangle you see, you’re going to end up like Dan Brown.  

    1. Well, I don’t blame them for trying to end up like Dan Brown. I mean, it’s not worth the bad reputation, but there’s still good money on it:

      “Readers snapped up over one million hardcover copies [of Dan Brown book ‘The Lost Symbol’ in one day] across the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom. […] ‘The Da Vinci Code’ sold 80 million copies worldwide. It was made into a film starring Tom Hanks that grossed more than $758 million.”

  2. Sadly has some relevance to the sad truther-nut story that BB posted earlier. Somebody, Marilove I think, was pointing out correctly (in those now closed comments) how this paranoia is egged on and fueled by some big “news” outlets/personalities, Fox, Glen Beck etc. Coincidentally this “Illuminati” nonsense originated on his site “The Blaze”, by their “Science & Technology” writer natch…….

    Anyway, it’s clearly a personal message to me.

  3. It’s a brilliant photo.  Eyes off to the side, irises like vertical slits, teeth ever-so-slightly bared, eldritch glow coming off the hair. 

    To Photoshop it further would be an injustice, though no doubt people are busy doing that anyway.

  4. She was actually giving the signal to immanentize the Eschaton, but a crew from the Justified Ancients of Mummu hacked into the power grid just in time to shut her down.

  5.  While I don’t really like her music that much, I think that’s a little strong. And she’s done a ton of charitable work here in Houston, including building a couple of annex buildings for St. Joseph’s Hospital.  While I’m not really sure I’m OK with supporting Catholic institutions given how things are going, I can say she’s helped a lot of people. Beyonce’s family was not old Southern black gentry. They are postwar New South achievers from the SW Houston suburbs just a couple of generations off their Brazos River farms. I love seeing a local girl make it big, and she hasn’t forgotten where she came from.

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