Comments on: Beyonce and the Illuminati http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sun, 19 May 2013 07:44:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: kiptw http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1651058 kiptw Sat, 09 Feb 2013 21:52:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1651058 I <i>reach</i>. I reach.

]]> By: turtle http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1647741 turtle Wed, 06 Feb 2013 15:40:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1647741 Yeah, she made that sign when Kelly sang "the rock I'm rocking." So definitely Illuminati and not her husband. Yeah, she made that sign when Kelly sang “the rock I’m rocking.” So definitely Illuminati and not her husband.

]]> By: Dr. Sideshow http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1647578 Dr. Sideshow Wed, 06 Feb 2013 08:39:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1647578 In Italy, that's the sign for the female reproductive organ. In Italy, that’s the sign for the female reproductive organ.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646994 Antinous / Moderator Tue, 05 Feb 2013 22:13:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646994 All the single lizards, all the single lizards, All the single lizards, all the single lizards, All the single lizards, all the single lizards, All the single lizards. All the single lizards, all the single lizards,
All the single lizards, all the single lizards,
All the single lizards, all the single lizards,
All the single lizards.

]]> By: Frank W http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646958 Frank W Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:50:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646958 Put in a pinch of Masonic symbolism and you get double the press.  That's the occult secret here. Put in a pinch of Masonic symbolism and you get double the press.  That’s the occult secret here.

]]> By: hypersomniac http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646889 hypersomniac Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:11:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646889 Play this for your friends who won't shut the fuck up about the illuminati symbolism they saw in a Gaga video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQZxP-W4zUw Play this for your friends who won’t shut the fuck up about the illuminati symbolism they saw in a Gaga video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQZxP-W4zUw

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646866 Antinous / Moderator Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:59:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646866 You have to admit, no real human being could possibly look that smooth and flawless. You have to admit, no real human being could possibly look that smooth and flawless.

]]> By: chris jimson http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646807 chris jimson Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:22:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646807 I am the Illuminati, and I approve this message. I am the Illuminati, and I approve this message.

]]> By: franko http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646804 franko Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:21:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646804 and here i thought they cut the power trying to STOP her performance. and here i thought they cut the power trying to STOP her performance.

]]> By: Lithi http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646796 Lithi Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:15:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646796 I can only imagine what Yield and school crossing signs do to these people. I can only imagine what Yield and school crossing signs do to these people.

]]> By: Incipient Madness http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646772 Incipient Madness Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:59:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646772  While I don't really like her music that much, I think that's a little strong. And she's done a ton of charitable work here in Houston, including building a couple of annex buildings for St. Joseph's Hospital.  While I'm not really sure I'm OK with supporting Catholic institutions given how things are going, I can say she's helped a lot of people. Beyonce's family was not old Southern black gentry. They are postwar New South achievers from the SW Houston suburbs just a couple of generations off their Brazos River farms. I love seeing a local girl make it big, and she hasn't forgotten where she came from.  While I don’t really like her music that much, I think that’s a little strong. And she’s done a ton of charitable work here in Houston, including building a couple of annex buildings for St. Joseph’s Hospital.  While I’m not really sure I’m OK with supporting Catholic institutions given how things are going, I can say she’s helped a lot of people. Beyonce’s family was not old Southern black gentry. They are postwar New South achievers from the SW Houston suburbs just a couple of generations off their Brazos River farms. I love seeing a local girl make it big, and she hasn’t forgotten where she came from.

]]> By: Navin_Johnson http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646752 Navin_Johnson Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:47:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646752  I think a lot of people were imagining that very thing while watching.  I think a lot of people were imagining that very thing while watching.

]]> By: Crashproof http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646721 Crashproof Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:22:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646721 Nothing to see here fnord.  Move along fnord. Nothing to see here fnord.  Move along fnord.

]]> By: G. Blake Meike http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646713 G. Blake Meike Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:19:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646713 That "triangle" sign has another meaning, entirely, in Voudou... That “triangle” sign has another meaning, entirely, in Voudou…

]]> By: Felton / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646663 Felton / Moderator Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:44:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646663 Illuminati badger don't give a shit. Illuminati badger don’t give a shit.

]]> By: RayCornwall http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646651 RayCornwall Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:37:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646651 It's DDP's Diamond Cutter. Feel...the...BANG! (And then do some yoga.) It’s DDP’s Diamond Cutter. Feel…the…BANG! (And then do some yoga.)

]]> By: lev36 http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646644 lev36 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:34:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646644 She was actually giving the signal to immanentize the Eschaton, but a crew from the Justified Ancients of Mummu hacked into the power grid just in time to shut her down. She was actually giving the signal to immanentize the Eschaton, but a crew from the Justified Ancients of Mummu hacked into the power grid just in time to shut her down.

]]> By: L8 http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646633 L8 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:29:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646633 Well, I don't blame them for trying to end up like Dan Brown. I mean, it's not worth the bad reputation, but there's still good money on it: "Readers snapped up over one million hardcover copies [of Dan Brown book 'The Lost Symbol' in one day] across the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom. [...] 'The Da Vinci Code' sold 80 million copies worldwide. It was made into a film starring Tom Hanks that grossed more than $758 million." http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/09/17/us-books-danbrown-idUSTRE58E5Q720090917 Well, I don’t blame them for trying to end up like Dan Brown. I mean, it’s not worth the bad reputation, but there’s still good money on it:

“Readers snapped up over one million hardcover copies [of Dan Brown book 'The Lost Symbol' in one day] across the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom. [...] ‘The Da Vinci Code’ sold 80 million copies worldwide. It was made into a film starring Tom Hanks that grossed more than $758 million.”

http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/09/17/us-books-danbrown-idUSTRE58E5Q720090917

]]> By: theophrastvs http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646609 theophrastvs Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:13:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646609  yess.... that would be quite silly... [elaborate dismissive gesture]  yess…. that would be quite silly… [elaborate dismissive gesture]

]]> By: howaboutthisdangit http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646607 howaboutthisdangit Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:12:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646607 The Illuminati is the honey badger of conspiracies.  Bring it on, they don't care! They laugh at the Righteous Right's pathetic attempts to expose them. The Illuminati is the honey badger of conspiracies.  Bring it on, they don’t care! They laugh at the Righteous Right’s pathetic attempts to expose them.

]]> By: Jorpho http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646604 Jorpho Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:11:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646604 It's a brilliant photo.  Eyes off to the side, irises like vertical slits, teeth ever-so-slightly bared, eldritch glow coming off the hair.  To Photoshop it further would be an injustice, though no doubt people are busy doing that anyway. It’s a brilliant photo.  Eyes off to the side, irises like vertical slits, teeth ever-so-slightly bared, eldritch glow coming off the hair. 

To Photoshop it further would be an injustice, though no doubt people are busy doing that anyway.

]]> By: Ryan Blunt http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646598 Ryan Blunt Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:05:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646598 That's a diamond press, 1-2-1-1. HAVOC! That’s a diamond press, 1-2-1-1. HAVOC!

]]> By: Listener43 http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646581 Listener43 Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:59:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646581 We asked her not to be quite so obvious. We asked her not to be quite so obvious.

]]> By: Navin_Johnson http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646559 Navin_Johnson Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:46:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646559 Sadly has some relevance to the sad truther-nut story that BB posted earlier. Somebody, Marilove I think, was pointing out correctly (in those now closed comments) how this paranoia is egged on and fueled by some big "news" outlets/personalities, Fox, Glen Beck etc. Coincidentally this "Illuminati" nonsense originated on his site "The Blaze", by their "Science & Technology" writer natch....... Anyway, it's clearly a personal message to me. Sadly has some relevance to the sad truther-nut story that BB posted earlier. Somebody, Marilove I think, was pointing out correctly (in those now closed comments) how this paranoia is egged on and fueled by some big “news” outlets/personalities, Fox, Glen Beck etc. Coincidentally this “Illuminati” nonsense originated on his site “The Blaze”, by their “Science & Technology” writer natch…….

Anyway, it’s clearly a personal message to me.

]]> By: PhosPhorious http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646552 PhosPhorious Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:42:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646552  No way, dude. . .  we're through the looking glass. . . .  No way, dude. . .  we’re through the looking glass. . . .

]]> By: jandrese http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646556 jandrese Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:42:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646556 Listen, if you're going to find hidden meaning in every goddamn triangle you see, you're going to end up like Dan Brown.   Listen, if you’re going to find hidden meaning in every goddamn triangle you see, you’re going to end up like Dan Brown.  

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646548 Quiche de Resistance Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:37:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646548 I you liked it then you should've put the Eye of Providence on it. I you liked it then you should’ve put the Eye of Providence on it.

]]> By: Antonio Carrasco http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646530 Antonio Carrasco Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:27:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646530 Yes, because when a secret society wants to remain secret, they flash hand signals during the most watched television event of the year. lol Yes, because when a secret society wants to remain secret, they flash hand signals during the most watched television event of the year. lol

]]> By: MooseDesign http://boingboing.net/2013/02/05/beyonce-and-the-illuminati.html#comment-1646524 MooseDesign Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:20:00 +0000 http://boingboing.net/?p=210964#comment-1646524 Wouldn't the deluminati cause the lights to fail? Wouldn’t the deluminati cause the lights to fail?

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