Human-faced dog up for adoption


19 Responses to “Human-faced dog up for adoption”

  1. Preston Sturges says:

    You kids had better not be messing with the Telepods again!

  2. You do not wanna see what happens when a fly gets into that machine.

  3. Jake Rennie says:

    SCP-1712: “Tonik”. Object class: Euclid. Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 has been deployed to administer class-C amnesiacs to those exposed to SCP-1712.

    • Ari B. says:

      Man, I haven’t looked at the SCP site in at least a year. Time for a re-read.

      • Jake Rennie says:

        You are advised not to view the SCP files late at night, because recent reports of [DATA EXPUNGED] have lead to incidents of ██████ in the minds of those exposed. Experiment 1712-1 has shown that there is no measurable relation between SCP-███, however, telepathic communication cannot be ruled out. In the area surrounding SCP-███ near ██████°N, ██████°E it is particularly unsafe to ███████ ██████ the █████████ ██████ and unless the correct procedures are taken, ██████ █████████ will ██████ ██ █████████ as reported in Incident Log 1712-652.  Dr. [REDACTED] has not been seen since, and is thought to be [DATA EXPUNGED]. Shortly before █████████, Dr. [REDACTED] recommended upgrading SCP-1712′s object class to Keter.

  4. Boundegar says:

    I thought the Indiana State Legislature outlawed human-animal hybrids?

  5. Brainspore says:

    “I’m my own best friend!”

  6. peregrinus says:

    Picked this one up in Seoul, right?  Hannibal Chew already fixed the weird looks thing.  Better ones in Taipei.

  7. snagglepuss says:

    WHY is he up for adoption ? Does he practice a wordless, unnerving stare ? Does he makes sounds that uncomfortably resemble human speech ? Does he put ketchup on his hot dogs ?

  8. fredges says:

    Goddamned furries…

  9. entireleaves says:


  10. Is it wrong that I want to adopt him and name him Adobe?

  11. anansi133 says:

    I’d be worried that the human parent(s) would change their mind and want him back…

  12. People, PEOPLE, this is why we don’t kick space pods before the duplication is complete.   Right?   RIGHT?   That’s better.

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