John Huttick lost his eye after being punched outside a Philadelphia tavern. On the witness stand at his attacker's trial, he lost the replacement—albeit temporarily. The defense requested, and received, a mistrial. [Philly.com]

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Freethinkersanon Christopher

    As a side note, I thought Huttick was hilarious in the Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

    • http://www.facebook.com/DemiDeciDan Daniel Sobol

       Yeah, loosing an eye, becoming homeless and chronically depressed is hilarious!

  • s2redux

    So I guess the goggles do nothing.

  • Aeron

    Order in the court!

    I’ll have a cheeseburger.

  • Alexander Borsi

    Who couldn’t see that coming? Well, I guess it if was on his left side, he might not have… I’M HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS!

    If I lost an eyeball, I would get one that glowed red with an LED–and if they did not exist, I would endeavour to make one.

    • duncancreamer

      Easier than putting a camera in I think: http://www.geekosystem.com/eyeborg-rob-spence/

      • Alexander Borsi

        Google Glass: Creeper Edition

  • Delaney Davis

    I’m confused. Why does that cause a mistrial?

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Sympathy for the victim, prejudicial to the perp, I imagine.