Maggie Koerth-Baker at 3:00 pm Mon, Feb 11, 2013
ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!
I’ve seen this movie — get the heck out of there!
No! They can’t be allowed to leave the site!
Come on now, it’s obviously the blob:
I’m just going to remind these crews to stop when they find the six-foot tall albino penguins.
If you hit a frothing lake of protoplasmic bubbles occasionally forming eyes, mouths, or temporary appendages, or huge oval-shapped barrels with starfish appendages at both ends, you’ve gone too far.
I always deal with those situations by letting the RA from Miskatonic go first, simple enough.
Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?
Headline: “Scientists discover life in Antarctica”.
…ya know, apart from all the penguins, seals, orcas, albatrosses, shags, petrels, skuas, pigeons, sheathbills, terns, prions, shearwaters, pintails, gulls, blue whales, krill, plankton, kelp, squid, lichens, liverworts, algae, icefish, et cetera, et cetera…
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