Amazingly realistic David Bowie dolls

Elven Aesthetics makes stunning David Bowie dolls, but they are, alas, not for sale. Tara McGinley spotted that some are modeled on iconic Mick Rock portraits. [Deviant Art & Dangerous Minds]

• [eldritch]

  But does it come with an all-encompassing aura of virility, the product of his all-encompassing “Area”?

• [GawainLavers]

  The David Bowie Real Doll.  It is now, officially, the 21st Century.

• [Boundegar]

  This Bowie?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM

  • [Monkey_pants]

    No, Bret, it’s 1972 David Bowie from the Ziggy Stardust tour. 

• [Incipient Madness]

  Plans to market these dolls in Detroit were canceled. They didn’t want to cause a panic. 

• [Monkey_pants]

  SHUT UP AND TAKE MY – ohhhh . . . . not for sale.

• [Halloween_Jack]

  they are, alas, not for sale.

  *throws self onto chair shaped like a giant leopard-skin high-heel shoe, stares moodily into distance*

  • [Pirate Jenny]

    Is there room on that chair for me? I want one of those possibly even more than one of the super-detailed Tom-Hiddleston-as-Loki dolls.

• [Robert Cruickshank]

  But do they have Nick Cave dolls? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAWW-jTcxa8

  • [Tony Rizzo]

    Bongwater RULES

• [ravenlunatick]

  OMG! King Jareth dolls too…

• [DevinC]

  The level of detail of the nipple antennae is amazing.